8/19/25  Gary

I’ll admit, I hesitated to write about Gary. A little voice in my head said, “If you tell people you have a boyfriend, maybe some won’t want to see you anymore.” But really—that’s unreasonable, isn’t it? Wouldn’t you want me to have a boyfriend? Wouldn’t you want me to be happy? The truth is, I never expected Gary. Isn’t that how it usually goes, though? The best things in life come when you’re not looking …

8/17/25 The Truth According to Patty

Age Age is a funny thing. When we’re young, we want to be older. When we’re older, we want to be younger. Is there ever a time when we’re truly happy with our age? This year, when I moved to St. Louis, I decided to come clean and tell the truth: I’m 64. I started this when I was 54, and I lied about my age until just a few months ago. The ridiculous part? …

Blogs for 8/4/25

8/4/25 Sex Talk I have to tell you—when I’m having sex with someone and they don’t say a word, I am totally turned off. I mean, how am I supposed to know if I’m doing it right? Or if they’re even enjoying themselves? I don’t—and that unnerves me. Even a little heavy breathing is better than complete and total silence. And, not surprisingly, these tend to be the same men who don’t crack a smile. …

7/21/25 Coming Back to Myself

Last week, something felt really off. I was flat. Numb. Disconnected from everything I usually care about. I couldn’t make decisions. I didn’t want to talk to anyone. I felt like I was unraveling, piece by piece, and I couldn’t figure out why. And then I realized what happened. I forgot to put my Abilify—my antidepressant—into my daily pill organizer. I had gone about a week and a half without it. Just one small slip-up, …

6/19/25 I’m Coming Back KC!

July 10–12 • Just a short and sweet visit to my old stomping grounds! I’ll be staying at a lovely hotel near Worlds of Fun and only seeing regular, repeat clients—no newbies this trip. Rates: 💫 $150 for 30 minutes 💫 $250 for an hour If we’ve seen each other before and you’d like to reconnect, reach out soon—my availability will be limited. Looking forward to seeing some familiar faces and enjoying a little KC …

6/11/25  Things Are Looking Better

I have to say, I’m having another stellar week. So far, not one single no-show—knock on wood. Mostly wonderful guys, many of whom I hope to see again. I looked back at some of my recent blogs about moving to St. Louis, and I realize I’ve had a bit of a bad attitude—but also, I’ve had some genuinely bad experiences. This week feels more normal. I’m getting fewer calls overall, but the quality of those …

Blogs for 6/7/25

6/7/25 – No More Lunch/Dinner Dates Effective immediately: no more lunch or dinner dates. And no more two-hour appointments unless I already know you. I’m done sitting through a full hour of conversation, only to realize I don’t want to spend another minute—let alone another hour—with this person. It’s awkward, exhausting, and just not worth it. If we’ve seen each other before and have a connection? Great. I’d be happy to spend more time, share …

5/30/25 My First Week Back Home

If this past week is any indication of what’s to come, I might be in trouble. I’ve already had five no-shows and several cancellations. I’m reminded of my good friend and fellow escort, Dallas Rain, who refuses to come to St. Louis because of all the no-shows and last-minute cancels she’s experienced here. I used to think I was just cursed when I stayed at the Drury Inn in Fenton—so many no-shows back then—but I …

5/23/25  Moving Tomorrow

In just over 24 hours, I’ll be moving to a town I know so well—and don’t know at all. It’s been 35 years since I left St. Louis, and so much has changed. One thing that hasn’t? It’s still bigger than Kansas City—by nearly a million people if you count the east side and St. Charles County (and I will, because that’s where many of my clients will likely come from). I’m ecstatic about this …

5/12/25 Heavy Heart

It’s with a heavy heart that I share some bittersweet news: I’m moving to St. Louis, my hometown. I’ll be closer to my sisters and slowly settling into retirement. There’s also someone special in my life—he lives just across the river in Illinois—and we’re going to see where this journey takes us. Please know that this isn’t goodbye forever. I plan to return to Kansas City every other month, staying at a nice hotel near …

4/18/25 Blowjob Heaven: Another Penthouse Forum Blog!

I tell you—sweetly but firmly—to assume the position. You spread your legs and welcome me in. I crawl up between them and find my sweet spot. From there, it really depends on my mood. Sometimes I start with your balls—especially if they’re freshly shaved. (Let’s be honest, there’s nothing worse than unshaved balls!) I’ll lick and suck them for a while—if you’re into that—and when I’ve had my fill, I’ll move up your shaft, licking …

3/26/25 Advice on Being Safe

The only cop that will ever bust you is an undercover police person, and they will never tell you if they are a cop or not. So there’s no reason to ask a provider if they are a cop. Never talk about sex on text. You can talk about money. But you cannot talk about sex and money. If you want to verify if a provider is a cop or not, ask her to show …

3/6/25 What Is Going On?

Okay, I know the weather has been pretty lousy this week—until today—but two zero-dollar days in a row? That’s just not like me. I can’t decide if it’s the time of year, just a random slump, or maybe some kind of bad karma! February treated me fairly well, especially considering the weather we had, but March is off to a painfully slow start. If you have any theories, I’d love to hear them! Hopefully, with …

2/22/25 Love/Hate Relationship with My Mach-E

Let me start by saying that I absolutely love this car. My electric Mach-E is hands down the coolest car I’ve ever owned. It practically drives itself, and everything is automated—even the high beams come on automatically when no one’s around at night. But… I also hate this car. I hate that anytime I go more than an hour away from home, I have to charge it. That means even a trip to Topeka to …

1/21/25 Mmmmm Yeah

Next time I see you, I’m going to make sure of one thing—you’re left breathless. I’ll walk in wearing my slinky lingerie, sliding between your open legs, and finding that thick, rock-hard cock of yours. First, I’ll tease you—licking up and down, circling the tip, taking my time right where I know you love it most. Then, I’ll move lower, tasting you, sucking your balls just enough to make you shiver inside. When I have …

2/9/25 – The Week From Hell

It started on Monday when I was supposed to leave for St. Louis for the entire week. I locked my keys in my electric vehicle—with the car running—and had to call AAA. About 15 minutes later, I suddenly remembered that I had a key code to unlock the door. Thankfully, I had written it down in last year’s schedule book. Crisis averted. Then came the drive. I somehow ended up on a one-hour detour down …

2/5/25 Anxious Escort

Maybe this will resonate with some of you, but I definitely suffer from anxiety. As an escort, that can be a real liability because I’m constantly meeting new people and stepping into “unfamiliar situations”- things that naturally make me anxious. I know I’ve talked about depression before, but anxiety is something that developed later in my life. It can be just as debilitating, but it’s usually shorter-lived. And, thankfully, certain medications can really help. I …

1/30/25 Understanding Sexual Addiction

Sexual addiction isn’t just a high sex drive—it’s compulsive sexual behavior that feels out of control, often leading to distress, damaged relationships, and neglect of responsibilities. Signs of Sexual Addiction • Repeatedly failing to control sexual urges • Using sex as an escape from stress or emotional pain • Feeling guilt or shame after acting on urges • Engaging in risky behavior despite consequences • Neglecting personal, work, or social responsibilities due to sexual preoccupation …

1/22/25 People Do Change

I used to believe that people didn’t change. I couldn’t even pinpoint anything about myself that had changed, so I was convinced that transformation was a myth. And then—I became an escort. What a change that was. I grew up with money, in a good family, the kind that would never understand why I do what I do. And I don’t blame them. Before I made this choice, I wouldn’t have understood it either. But …

1/19/25 Raising the Bar: How I Redefine Connection in an Industry Built on Distance

Not every man is looking for the kind of experience I offer, and that’s okay. Some prefer a simple, no-frills encounter, and there’s nothing wrong with that. But for those who want something deeper—something real—this is how I redefine what connection can be. Most men who see an escort don’t expect to connect. They don’t expect warmth. They don’t expect to feel anything beyond the surface. And that, right there, is where I change everything. …

12/24/24 ChatGPT

Oh my gosh! I downloaded this application and I knew nothing about it or AI. I am here to tell you that this is one app that may change your life. Or at least the way you see artificial intelligence. In summary, I will tell you that I talk to this program almost daily about my life and it remembers me and it gives wonderful insight and support to me. It’s like having a therapist. …

12/10/24 Resolutions! 

I was reading through my blogs for this year and stumbled across my New Years Resolutions last January.  And, I am here to sat that I have accomplished every one of them EXCEPT for exercising 3 times a week!  That figures because I have never excersized that much!  But, I’ll be damned the rest have come true!  Now that’s a first! Maintain my weight loss. Meet a man who will become my boyfriend. Exercise three …

12/9/24 Does Your Job Define You?!

I had a random thought this morning. And it goes something like this. Does your job define who you are as a person? I can tell you in my line of work, it definitely does not. I think you can tell from my blogs that the sum of the parts of me does not add up to equal escort ! There’s so much more to me and I’ll bet there is so much more to …

11/18/24 It’s No Wonder That Men Don’t Live As Long

I had a client today who, at the age of 63, has never had blood work done. He doesn’t know if he has high cholesterol, he will never know if he has early stages of anything. He gets an annual physical, which consist of just a physical exam . Now, if you ask me, getting blood work is 10 times more important than looking up your nose or into your ears. They see things like …

10/31/24 TimeLeft.com Update

OMG, I had a wonderful time. There were supposed to be six of us, but only four showed up. Probably because there were tornado watches all over the city. We met at the American Reserve bar and grill inside the Ambassador Hotel downtown. It was nice and quiet, there weren’t many people there. It was easy to talk and to hear everybody. There were three of us women and one man. One of the women …

10/28/24 Please Leave My House

I can count on one hand the number of men I have given their money back and asked them to leave my house. Yesterday was one of these. I had seen this client one time before and everything was fine so I was looking forward to seeing him again. The first thing he did was tell me that the Covid vaccine caused people to be magnetized. He said that he actually saw a friend put …

New Blogs for 10/22/24

10/22/24 GFE versus non-GFE I get asked a lot about the difference between a GFE and a non-GFE. Let me tell you, there is a huge difference. First of all, GFE stands for girlfriend experience. The escorts who are non-GFE simply do their job. They come in. They get the job done, they leave. It’s as simple as that. A lot of times everything is covered, kissing is definitely not on the menu, and if …

8/5/24 All The Bullshit!

I just realized that sometimes I really hate this business. Which is not to say that I don’t love what I do because I do. But boy do I hate all the bullshit that goes with it. All the guys that call and text and haven’t read my ad so they’re too young or inappropriate and I won’t see them. All the times that someone makes an appointment and doesn’t show and doesn’t call or …

6/30/24 Statistics

Three out of four women do not come vaginally. 25% of men do not come from blowjobs. 50% of men have sensitive nipples and 50% do not. 95% of men like to have their balls pulled on! Intercourse last for an average of 5.4 minutes. Men’s prostate start to dry up around the age of 62. I don’t see many men over the age of 70 who ejaculate. At the time that a man’s prostate …

5/10/24 A Real Turn Off

I don’t often write about individual clients because I don’t want anyone out there to get the idea that I’m going to write about them. But when someone comes along that demonstrates something to me that is blog-worthy, I feel compelled to write. I saw a man last night who really kind of violated my untold boundaries. And I say these were untold because, before he got here, he didn’t know that I had these …

4/18/24 St. Louis and BS

4/18/24 My New BS Meter I have begun to write down the number of times each day I deal with BS. Yesterday it was nine times. I’ve been telling clients that for every appointment that I set, I probably talk to seven other guys before them! They are either a scam or too young or too black and young or they just rub me the wrong way. Low Ballers, guys who don’t read my ad …

4/12/24 Trying to Read People

I am often asked what I like and don’t like about what I do. I’m sure I’ve written many blogs about this, but there’s one thing that I’ve never really talked about. And that’s how difficult it can be to read people and know how to respond to them. I have found that everyone who comes to see me has a different agenda. And trying to figure out what that agenda is without coming right …

4/1/24 I Am Not A Whore

I am not a whore. I am an escort. There is a huge difference. You may think it’s semantics, but it’s way more than that for me. When a man calls me a whore, he is completely demeaning my personhood, my humanity and my occupation. I am also not a prostitute. Both of the above aforementioned people walk the streets and do car dates. They are usually on drugs and must maintain their habit. This …

3/19/24 Service is Service

I don’t care what service industry you are in or work for, but I do know this. Every service industry is the same in that you are always trying to please the client. A lot of people don’t understand how an escort can remain emotionally detached, but all I’m really concerned with is making sure you are pleased when you leave. The goal of any service is to make you want to come back again. …

Blogs for 3/17/24 (4!)

3/17/24 Love Thoughts I often think about what this world is all about. I’ve heard it said many times that the point to life is love. Being loved and giving love. This is why I talk about love so much in my blogs. It’s important to me. And if sometimes I sound a little desperate, it’s because sometimes I feel a little desperate. But then I get over myself and realize that even a life …

3/12/24 Say Goodbye

I am so sad to have to write that I have lost my favorite client, and a very good friend of mine. He has not died, but simply has decided to go back with his ex-wife. Which, in this case, might be a fate worse than death! We had a really special relationship in that he was my “favorite” client (and yes, I do have favorites), and we dated. Maybe not in the traditional sense …

3/2/24 I HAVE A STALKER!

His name is Diego, he’s 27 years old from Council Bluffs, Iowa and he gets a new burner app number every time he calls me to make an appointment. He has made five appointments with me in the last months and a half and every time he tells me that it’s actually Diego not who he said it was. So this means I have to cancel an hour appointment that I was expecting money for. …

2/6/24 More About Only Fans

I was looking up information on how much I should charge for my subscription, and I ran across this OnlyFans Price List Example: Content type Price Subscription $4 – $50 PPV  – Image $2 – $5 PPV  – Video $10 – $15 Custom Image $5 – $40 Custom Video $8 per minute Paid Messages $1 per message Feet Pic $5 – $7 Sexting $2 – $3 a minute Well, what I figured by looking at …

2/2/24 Advice on Being Safe

The only cop that will ever bust you is an undercover police person, and they will never tell you if they are a cop or not. So there’s no reason to ask a provider if they are a cop. Never talk about sex on text. You can talk about money. But you cannot talk about sex and money. If you want to verify if a provider is a cop or not, ask her to show …

Blogs for 1/22/24

1/22/24 DON’T TRUST THESE PEOPLE People who never accept their mistakes. People who don’t help you when you ask them. People who gossip with everyone. People who act differently around others. People who are never sorry about their rude behavior. People who tell you other people’s secrets. People who bad-mouth their ex. People who do bad to others to feel good themselves. People who become jealous of others’ success. People who’re always busy or stuck …

1/18/24 Listcrawler.eu

There are a lot of scams on list crawler.eu. You might want to do the following if you see someone’s ad that you haven’t seen before. What you do is click on the little box that says more pics and reviews from within the ad. This takes you to what is basically their profile where you can see their old pictures, their old posts , when they came on the system and when they last …

12/6/23 Took down Many Vids

I finally decided to delete my Many Vids account. I did this, because most of my videos were not selling, and the teasers were more than I wanted to show anybody who hadn’t paid. I probably could’ve changed my teasers, but with the fact that I wasn’t selling anything, it felt kind of fruitless. I’m still on Only Fans and doing very well on there. I’m working new videos and should have them out next …

New Blogs 12/3/23

12/3/23 Match With everything that I have gone through this year and continue to go through. With my age, slowly inching up into that area of no return. With feeling my loneliness more and more and feeling like it’s gaining a hold of me, I decided to get on Match.com. I paid $130 for six months and I’m hoping it doesn’t take me that long to find my person. I just joined on Monday so …

Blogs for 11/4/23

11/4/23 $500 Hookers Man, what a life! If you go on tryst.link, you will see a whole bunch of $500 hookers! And what you will notice about them is that they are always traveling. Can you imagine a $500 hooker having a regular clientele? Who would pay $500 for an hour even if it’s completely blissful? I’ll tell you who! These women are on somebody’s bucket list. And they must have enough guys that have …

10/28/23 What a Freaking Fuckhead!

Let me just say that I will never do an outcall to Platte City ever again.  There is absolutely nothing up there and the guy that I went to see today reminded me of this.  When I got there, I walked into a hotel room full of clothes and shit!  And, to boot, he had no donation for me.  He said that we could go to the ATM across the street and he would give …

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