Blogs 20/21

Please Note!!  I am in the process of editing and updating these blogs so please check back f0r my updates!

 1/8/20  I Want a Boyfriend!

Now most of you will think I’m crazy and even I do to a certain extent.  I mean, I already found out (pretty quickly) that at least 1 guy does not want to date a provider.  So I thought about this and I decided that I will no longer explain that I’m a provider, but rather do what I do with anyone who is not a client or friend of mine.  I will be a Bookkeeper.  I even got a new sideline phone number for dating.  One that will not show all of my provider ads when you Google it.  Now we’re thinking!  You should hear the schpiel I can give when asked about my employment.  It helps to actually have been a Bookkeeper!  I can speak the lingo.  The thing is that you go into a relationship knowing that you are lying from the get go and that is just not me.  I’m actually honest to a fault.  Plus, can I really keep the ruse up with someone I’m around a lot?  Maybe I should just casually date.  Although, that is not really what I want.  Hmmm,  more to ponder.  I’ve heard the comments (tell him up front, wait 3 months, wait until he can’t live without me) and I know you all mean well but it just confuses me.  I’m going to have to figure this one out on my own.  Will keep you updated…

1/13/20 The HCG Diet

I started this diet 5 days ago.  I found I was always hungry on Weight Watchers.  So I’ve been searching for somethiing that was faster than WW, I wouldn’t be ravenous on it and Atkins-like, since I tend to do better without carbs, which I find make me very hungry.  So, one night I was Googling and came upon the HCG Diet.  This is a diet that is monitored by a doctor.  You inject yourself every morning with a tiny diabetic syringe full of HCG.  Supposedly, the HCG works on the Hypothalmus to change your metabolism.  Because the HCG is pulling fat/energy from your abnormal fat stores, you don’t feel near as hungry.  Your body processes 1500 to 4000 fat Kcals a day on this diet.  Men usually lose a pound per day and women lose a half pound per day!  You eat 500 calories a day but you don’t even feel like eating that!!  The diet is very limited.  No fats whatsoever, no sugar, no carbs.  You basically eat lean meat and shellfish/white fish.  You have 7 ounces of protein and 2 additional (protein shakes or 3 egg whites) , 7 ounces of veggies and a fruit.  I’ve lost 5.5 pounds in those 5 days.  Maybe water.   I’m not hungry, not tired, not as cold, sleeping better. I’ll report back each week.

1/13/20 Boredom Strikes!

I hate slow days and it seems like most Mondays are slow.  I think people get to work and make up for what they did not do on Friday!  Funny thing is, Fridays tend to be slower for me also.  Who would think?  There just is no telling in this business.  It wasn’t all that long ago that I did uber well on a Sunday and Monday back to back!  This really is a strange occupation.  Not too long ago, if someone had told me I was going to be an provider in my 50s, I would have laughed.  And except for slow days, this occupation is very well suited to me and my personality.  So, when it’s a slow day, I am going to try to remember to Blog!

1/22/20 2019 Year In Review

• • • • I did very well financially as a provider.

      • I only got ripped off 5 times.

      • I moved from Raytown to my lovely modern house up North.

      • I started making videos for my VIP page. 

      • My father passed away, as well as my very good client and mentor.

      • I started my Trades page on my website.

      • I started traveling and found this to be very lucrative.

1/22/20 What It’s Like to be a Provider #1

The other day, a young black guy tried the old “I left my wallet in my car” trick to see if he could get something for nothing.  He didn’t.  Today, I had a 47-year-old come in, see me get undressed and say the same thing.  Then, after he left he called to say he left his donation at the ATM.  Yeah, right.  I made 6 figures last year and this kind of bullshit happens way too often.  I know I do not have a bangin’ body, but I like to think I’m sexy despite that.  And my pictures do not lie like so many other providers around here.  This is probably the biggest insult I get and yet I can’t take it seriously.  You don’t make six figures and not be very good at what you do.

2/4/20 What a year to start watching Football!

A big shout out to Jim 69 who helped me immensely in understanding the game of Football.  It’s not that easy with all the rules and penalties.  It was fun texting during the games and having things explained to me.  And it was so fun watching the Chiefs win again and again.  This is my first time watching a season of football and Patrick Mahomes just made it such a joy.  Kelce was fun to watch too.  God, what they put themselves through.  No wonder it’s such a short-lived career.  I’m still glad I steered my boys away from such a violent sport.  With Mahomes, we got to see a man who is naturally gifted in sports.  I’m sure a lot of the pro’s are naturally talented.  Not to say that they don’t put in the hours to perfect their game.  I was married to a man who was talented at every sport he did.  He has a 200 bowling average and never took a lesson in his life.  So I know what it’s like to be around a naturally talented athlete and it is really amazing.  Thank you again, Jim.

3/2/20 Couples going childless…

More and more I hear of young couples deciding to go childless and I can’t help but wonder if they are short-changing themselves or are they onto something?  Truth be told, at 32 I never thought I would have kids.  And then I met my ex and he really wanted them.  Two boys later, end of story.  But, had I not met Mr. Not-so-Right, I think I would have gone childless.  Looking back on how my decision has changed my life, I wouldn’t change a thing.  But if I had the money to travel and do all sorts of fun childless things, I may have made a different decision.  There really is no problem with couples who decide TOGETHER that they don’t want kids.  The real problem lies in a couple where one does and one doesn’t.  This should have been discussed early in the relationship.

3/2/20 Where has Patty been??

Oh, I‘m still here, but February was so slow for me that I think I kind of cocooned myself off and dove into the App I listed below this entry.  I am now very versed in the meaning of “Catfish” (someone who uses others pics on dating sites) and have been pursued by one in particular.  Thankfully, I realized pretty quickly (well 2 weeks) what I was dealing with.  My god, you have to be so careful out there.  I am not a malicious person so I don’t expect others to be, until now!  People want to hurt you just to hurt you.  It’s a scary dating world out there.  A sweet person like myself could easily get taken so thankfully I can smell a rat.

3/10/20 If it sounds too good to be true…

A guy offered me $50,000 for an appointment with me.  Now, would you believe such a preposterous amount?  Hell no!  And nor did I.  He kept saying he was serious, that he had just come into a large sum of money, but I just kept thinking “Why?”.  Why in the world would someone do that?  No provider would ever believe him.  I’ve also had a guy say he would send me a check for $1000 and I could give him back the difference.  Yeah right.  The check then bounces and he has my money!  Don’t think so!  So the lesson here is NEVER accept a check/cashier’s check for more than the amount agreed to.  Especially on Craig’s List!

3/10/20 25 down and 45 to go! 

I’ve lost 25 pounds in 5 weeks on my diet.  If you would like to know how I did this, just email me.

3/10/20 New pics and videos coming…

Hopefully by next week I should have some new pics in my gallery and new videos in my VIP page.

3/10/20 Thank God, it’s March!

With January and February being so slow, I was starting to wonder if the profession of providing was over!  But, as usual, March rolls around with nicer weather and business has doubled!  My mentor, Gary, used to tell me (when I would lament to him about how things were so slow) that things will pick up.  They always do.  And he was always right.  Gary died almost a year ago, but I still talk to him.  And occassionally, I can hear a faint voice giving me advice…

3/16/20 Need a Good Photographer…Again

It seems as though each photographer I get doesn’t show up, so I’m looking once again.  I keep all the pictures.  You get a half hour of my time and a fun photo shoot.  Please, no one under 40 need apply.

3/16/20 Corona…

Ok, let’s talk corona…pandemic.  I’m not going to tell you there is nothing to worry about because there is, especially if you have elderly parents like I do.  But for the majority of my audience, this virus is just that.  Another virus and the vast majority of us who get sick will recover fine.  Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson are doing fine.  And if they aren’t the everybodies of the U.S. I don’t know who is.  Heck, the President sat next to and was in very close proximity with the Press Secretary who later tested positive and yet, he didn’t get this uber-contagious disease?  The fact that you can go 14 days with no symptoms is the main reason that so many people probably will get this.  Really, the only thing we can do to mitigate the transmission of this disease is to quarantine ourselves.  Life as we know it will change for the short term, but I predict that this pandemic will peak in about 3 months and die out in 6.  This is pretty much what the experts are saying.  And what we are seeing in China (if we can believe anything they say).  The people that my heart goes out to are the elderly in Nursing Homes who are getting substandard care.  The boys who did not get to play in the NCAA Tournament.  Certainly not the NBA or the MLB!  I feel for all the small businesses that are suffering.  And all the providers who don’t know how they will survive.  So far, I’m doing fine.  But I am cutting back where I can.  And it would be nice to know where my next pack of Toilet Paper is coming from!

3/16/20 Why isn’t the Flu a pandemic?

It takes place in every country, there were 31 million cases so far this year with 16,000 deaths in the U.S. alone.  When Ms. Corona kills 16,000 in the U.S. I’ll take notice.  Until then, I’ll be smart and safe and hopefully, still see clients.

3/16/20 How Stupid People Can Be

Consider this.  100 is the average IQ in the U.S. so that means that half the people have less than 100 IQ!  Now that is pretty scary.  I’m pretty sure those were the folks who were buying up all the toilet paper, hand sanitizer, and face masks.  Stupid people panic.  The other half of us over that 100 mark were just shaking our heads and waiting until the mass hysteria was over.  And I don’t think we’ve seen the last of it.  It could get much worse if and when this virus takes off.  As for me, I’ll use kleenex is need be.  Geez!

3/16/20 No woman in her 50s should be dating a guy in his 30s…

Can I just say how silly I was to think that a relationship with a Millenial could ever work?!  All they do is text and think that passes for communication.  And all they really have going for them is a great body and hair!  Sorry for my French, but fuck that!  I want to meet a man who will call me, who wants to meet me and not a  wait 2 weeks!  I want a mature man who understands that texting is not talking!  Someone who doesn’t get jealous because you talk to other guys.  Silly little boys…

3/18/20 Corona and My Business…

Not unlike many many other Americans, I don’t know where my next paycheck is coming from.  But I can tell you this, I will not knowingly have someone to my house if I know I’m sick or have been exposed to this virus.  And that goes for any kind of sickness.  I do not work when I have a cold because it’s not fair to my clients to make them sick!!  And I would hope that no client comes over if they have been exposed or are currently ill.  For now, I am fine and seeing clients.  With only 10 cases in Missouri, I am not worried…yet.

Now I cannot speak for any other providers, but I’m willing to bet that the vast majority are not and will not stop seeing clients no matter what.  This is a time when you should really be careful about who you see.  Just sayin’…

They say that in times of trouble, liquor sales go up.  I think I qualify as a tall glass of Chablis!

3/18/20 A Big Thank You!

I want to give a big thank you to my past client who brought me a bag of Charmin toilet paper!  And to all the clients who have contacted me to see how I’m doing and if I need anything.  It’s easier being nearly quarantined to know that others are there for me if I should need help.  It’s not so bad being alone when others are contacting you.

3/18/20 Saying of the Week

The best way to get over a guy/gal is to get under another one!

3/19/20 Homeless Men Contacting Me

In the past 24 hours, I have had 2 homeless men contact me for help.  Neither of these men knew I was a Social Worker.  They simply called an older provider because they knew we would answer the phone.  The man last night wanted to sleep at my house and I turned him down due to obvious reasons.  The man today made an appointment with me and came in a cab.  I took one smell and sent him to my shower.  I pretty much knew from his stench that he was homeless.  He was schizophrenic like so many of the homeless population.  But he was on medication so we talked for some time.  I gave him some money, a meal, and took him to meet up with a friend who was to give him shelter.  As a Social Worker, I feel I have a duty to help those who are in desperate straits.  The guy last night had a car to sleep in or I would have helped him find shelter.  I told the guy today tha I will keep in contact with him.

3/23/20 Am I Scared Yet?

In one week, Missouri went from 10 cases to 128 as I write this.  In 15 minutes, that number could increase.  I’m not as frightened of getting this virus as I am for the Greatest Depression to follow.  I don’t know if I’ll ever have a thriving business again.  I’m not sure if I have funds to last more than 3 months.   And now, my TV blew up and I can’t even lift it by myself to put it in my garage!  As if that is my biggest worry!  Hah!  All I can think to say at this point is please please please stay at home.  I see these fools at the beach in Florida and now California and I wonder to myself “Are these people living in lala land?”.  I know in a few days I’ll be lamenting about how bored and lonely I am.  I’m sure I won’t be alone in my sadness.

3/25/20 Corona and Online Sexting

I am still being called for appointments and, quite frankly, I’m taking them.  I’m not that worried about this virus (although I probably should be).  I’m more worried about not being able to pay my bills once the calls stop.  So I’m offering a topless online experience with your favorite provider!  We can do Skype, Zoom or Google Duo.  See my Donations page.

3/29/20 Quarantined for 2 Weeks

I am imposing a self quarantine for the next two weeks so I can determine if I am infected or not.  If I am, I will text all the clients I saw in the 2 weeks before that time.  Hopefully, I won’t have to contact anyone, but I finally decided that it was not very citizen-like of me to ignore this lockdown.  That, and I really do not want to get this virus.

3/30/20 Living in Quarantine

I won’t kid around, I’m bored.  And I’m only spending money on essential items.  Well, for the most part.  I had to go to Imo’s today to support them as I’m not sure I can live without an Imo’s near!  They delivered to my car with gloves on.  The highways weren’t exactly empty but I never had to worry about a lane change, there were that few on the road.  Most of my neighbors are now home during the day and were looking at my house like “How can she have anyone over?”, so I have decided to go on quarantine for 2 weeks, maybe longer.  I applaud the governors of Kansas and Missouri who are doing the right thing.  I do not applaud Trump, however.  He has already shown his true colors.

4/1/20 What if  the Government Listened to THIS!

I think that instead of giving us $1200, they should make it $1000 and give us all a test kit for at home use.  In this way, we would know pretty quickly who has it and who doesn’t and how wide spread it is.  We could drop off the tests with our information on the bag.  In this way, they would also know who hasn’t done their test.  The ones who need special care could get it, the ones who don’t would just stay at home and the rest of us could get back to the daily grind!  What do you think?

4/1/20 New Policy due to COVID-19

Because I am quarantining myself for 14 days, on April 13th, when I return to work, I will be asking a series of questions:

1.  Have you had the virus?

2. Have you stayed at home for at least 14 days?

3. Have you been in contact with anyone who got the virus?

If I am not convinced that you are virus-free, I will decline to see you.  It’s not worth risking my health or the health of anyone else I might see.  I’m sure you all can agree on that!  I’m still getting calls everyday and I tell them the same thing.  If you want to see me after 4.13.20 then stay safe until then.  STAY AT HOME!

4/6/20 What One Customer Proposed and a New Offer

A very nice man contacted me today and asked how funds were for me since I was not working.  I told him I had reserves.  He then said that if I needed, he would pay for a session with me in the future.  Since I accept Venmo and Cash App, that would work out well.  If anyone else would like to do this, I am offering a reduced rate of  $75 for a half hour and $125 for a full hour pre-paid.

4/6/20 Feeling Fine and Returning to Work 4/13

After I have quarantined myself for 14 days, I will return to work next Monday.  I will be screening clients with the questions outlined below.  I’m still getting 3-4 calls daily.  I’m always amazed at what men will do to get their needs met!  But I will say that most of them respect what I am doing and will wait.

4/6/20 The Chairman of the Fed agrees with me!

A friend of mine informed me today that the Chairman of the Federal Reserve is also  saying we need to have a national testing of everyone so that we can assess who has this and is not showing any symptoms and who does not have it that can go back to work.  Great minds think alike!

4/12/20 Happy Easter Sort Of…

I have to say that this is the most bizarre Easter I have ever encountered and I’m Jewish, so you know it must be very different for Christians!  Passover came with very little fanfare also.  The only good thing I get to look forward to is going back to work tomorrow.  And it’s nice to know I am not infected.   I hope others are as honest as I am.

4/13/20 Put Off My First Day Back and Why Never to Trust a 22 year old…

When my son blackmailed me this morning and said that my inheritance (which I stupidly let him manage in his account) was gone, I was so angry that I would have been no good to anyone, so I put off my first day back until tomorrow.  I think I got 12 phone calls today so maybe they can wait.  Yeah, right…

Update:  My son apologized and my inheritance is now in my own account.

4/15/20 SLOW…..

Well I might have gotten 12 calls on the 13th, but today and yesterday have been slow AF!  But then again, I had days like this before the virus hit!

4/20/20 Happy 420!

Ok, if you didn’t know I get high, now you do!  420 is lingo for pot.  And all around the world, people today are celebrating their ability to get high.  420 started in the 90s with a group of high school students who would regularly get together to get high around 4:20 in the afternoon!  Somehow it got around and stuck!

4/24/20 Young Stud and Videographer Needed!

Ok, now you all probably know how much trouble I’ve had finding a good, reliable photographer.  Well, now I want someone whom I can shoot videos with.  He must be over 35, in fairly good shape and know how to film and have a tripod.   Reliability is king!

4/24/20 Only Fans!

So in my boredom today, I decided to check out Only Fans.

https://onlyfans.com/olderpro

I still haven’t figured out the whole gist of it, but I’m willing to explore my options!  Lord knows I have enough pics and videos for a year!

5/6/20 Saying of the Week

Some guys pay to see pussy when they could just look in the mirror!

5/6/20 Do I Really Want a Boyfriend?

As The World Turns continues in my life (never a dull moment!).  If you remember, I wrote a blog in which I stated that I want a Boyfriend!  Well, somehow that went viral and the universe has supplied me with a bevvy of potential boyfriends.  Unfortunately, one of them decided that I should not be happy with anyone but him (even though he wouldn’t even talk to me on the phone!).  He used this website against me in trying to deter another paramour.  Interesting enough, when I apologized for having deceived him, new guy was open-minded enough to want to give me a try.   Stay tuned for the next chapter…….

5/10/20 Website/App Review

If you haven’t taken a look at Tik Tok, you really should.  Tik Tok is an app that you put on your phone/tablet and just get ready to be entertained.  People from all walks of life (including many celebrities) make these 30 seconds to 2 minute short videos and most are just simply hysterical.  You pick the kind of videos you want to watch and then just watch the magic unfold.  I do have to tell you that this is a Chinese site so if you are paranoid about them seeing what you look at, then don’t go to this app.

5/16/20 The 3 Medications that Destroy your Sex Life

I mentioned 2 of the meds in my post below.  Please do not construe anything I say as medical advice because it is not.

High Blood Pressure Meds:  In talking with men who are taking high blood pressure meds and it seems to me that Losartan does the least harm, while Lisinipril seems to be the worst med for side effects.  I’m not a doctor, though, so take what I say here and talk to your doctor!  But high blood pressure medicine can easily put a kibosh on your ability to perform and have a normal sex life.  I will say this, though.  It really depends on your dosage level as to how much this med affects you.

Diabetes Meds:  I don’t know why this is, but insulin and Metformin both make getting an erection nearly impossible.  And it’s not like you can mess around with this like you might be able to with high blood pressure meds.

Anti-depressants:  I know all too well about this one.  I was on a very high dose of Zoloft in the 90s and had no libido whatsoever.  Plus, it would take me forever to have an orgasm.  The only anti-depressant that I know of that does not potentially do this is Wellbutrin (bupropion).

5/16/20 Why would a 58-year-old woman want to get involved with a 58-year-old man?

Think about this.  You have this 58-year-old woman who is sexually going strong, looks  and feels 10 years younger.  Then you take the same aged man, who might also look and feel the same way, but more than likely is on high blood pressure meds or has diabetes, which both kill the ability to perform.  Then I would get to hear all about his failed marriage(s) and his aches and pains.  And, if I’m really lucky, he’ll be on disability and a fixed income.  I’d much rather meet a 40-year-old with a stiff dick and a flourishing career.  The 40-year-old would probably also be more OK with my being a provider.  Of course we might not have anything to talk about.  Oh well….

5/16/20 Corona #2

On March 15th, I made several predictions.  I predicted that 90K would die by 4/15.  Didn’t happen.  Predicted my best friend, who is living part-time with a nurse and a paramedic, would get COVID. Hasn’t happened.  I predicted that this virus would peak in June and be gone by September.  Doesn’t look promising.  So, no more predictions obviously.  I’m very worried about our economy coming back anytime soon.  And are we going to be paying $20 for a sirloin?  Will this be the Greatest Depression?  It sure is looking like it, but who can tell if this will mimic the Great Depression with double digits inflation?  Things were so very different in 1929 than they are in 2020.  I just know for myself, better be safe than sorry.  So the only place I will freguent when I can is my Nail Tech and she will be head to toe in PPE and I will have my N95 mask on!

5/19/20 It’s my Birthday and I’ll cry if I want to…

I’m sorry, but each year that goes by, my birthdays just seem to mean less and less.  I’m sure there are plenty of people out there who can relate to my feelings.  And can I just say that having a Birthday during the Corona is no fun whatsoever!  Take out from Cheesecake Factory, here I come!

5/19/20 Dating a Provider

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to date a provider?  No, not just a one nighter, but really date.  Go out, stay in, have great sex and sleep together.  You would not be a jealous person and I would even want to be supported in what I do.  Just like I would do for you.  Are there any guys who could and would want to date a provider?  I tend to think they are few and far between, but I have had some questions about this lately, which makes me believe that it might be a possibility someday…

5/19/20 Announcement of New Rates

As of 6/1/20, my hour donation will go from $150 to $175.  My half hour donation will stay at $100.  My outcall will go to $250.  I will still be under what the other women are charging.  But now I am offering extra time if there is no one scheduled after you.

5/25/20 Why Seeing a Provider is Always Better than Having an Affair

This should be a no-brainer.  Affairs are messy, oftentimes indiscreet, your wife is likely to find out, they always end badly (which is when the wife finds out if she didn’t already know).  A provider, on the other hand, should be discreet and not contact you.  You get your needs met with no drama.  You can have a regular provider if that’s what you want or you can “play the field”,  so to speak.  But you should be cautious and have a burner phone so that if the provider does contact you it’s not through your regular line.  It goes without saying that I NEVER contact a client unless they have asked me to or they contact me first.

6/9/20 Hysterectomy

This blog is for all those men out there who don’t exactly understand what happens when a woman goes through a hysterectomy.  Not only does she feel like half a woman, but she goes through menopause 2 weeks after the hysterectomy.  So, if you ever wondered why your 40-year-old wife no longer wants anything to do with sex, now you know why.  And if you  didn’t know before this blog, women who go through menopause usually lose their libido pretty quickly.  Around 10% of post-menopausal women retain their libidos.

6/9/20 COVID and Business

Since I came out of my self-imposed Quarantine, I have resumed business.  At first, I was happy to do half of what I normally made in a week.  That amount keeps me afloat and bills paid.  I’m happy to say that I am now back up to my pre-covid weekly income.  I tell all of my clients these days that if I were to come down with Covid-19 in the next 14 days, I would be contacting them through text.  The same would be true if I were to get an STD, which thankfully I never have!  This is why I keep a Schedule with first names and ages, so I can identify you.

6/21/20 New Dating Story!

Well, to say that I have not had very good luck at dating, would be an understatement!  But this story is about that.  I met a guy online who lives in Waco, TX and describes himself as a self-made multi-millionaire.  My antennae immediately flew up because having come from money, I know that that is not what you want people to know about you unless there is something not quite right.  So I was very wary of this man and eventually he moved on.  Until this past Saturday night.  He told me that he has Stage 4 Lung Cancer and is dying.  He also told me that he wants to come here and meet me very soon.  And then, the gangbuster comes out!  He wants me to spend the last 6 months of his life traveling and living aboard his yacht.  So I told him to start with coming here to visit me and we could talk from there.  We will see.  He’s supposed to come here on 7/8/20 so I guess we’ll see if he’s full of shit or not!  I’m telling you, I have met more catfish (posers) on Internet dating.  I don’t trust anyone online anymore.

6/24/20 Why Does My Wife Not Want Sex Anymore?

Because, quite simply, she has little, if any, libido.  And just how did she lose her libido?  Well that depends on a lot of things.  How old is she?  Has she had a Hysterectomy?  Was she a virgin when you met/married?  Is she conservative or religious?  All of these questions are meant to lead you to the same conclusion.  There is a reason she doesn’t want sex anymore.  Even if you had great sex before you married or even a few years into the marriage, don’t expect that to be any indicator for future sexual libido.  Women often have wild and crazy sex until they are married or kids start coming.  If she was a virgin when you met, then this is a woman who denied her libido/hormones in favor of chastity.  She very well may not feel comfortable with sex, even with you. That, right there, should tell you something.  If she is religious or conservative, she probably does not see sex in the same light as you do.  She might even feel it’s dirty or sinful.  Never a good attitude to have when talking about intercourse!  And if you think a woman is going to still want sex after menopause/hysterectomy, think again.  Nearly 90% of women have little, if any libido, after these things happen to them.  It isn’t her fault, mind you.  It’s good ol’ Mother Nature.  There’s a reason I say that older men need younger wives.  I just think it’s good to know what is in store for you.  If sex is not that important to you in a good relationship, then you have no worries.  But on the other hand…

7/7/20  The Art of Kissing

Now I don’t portend to know all the ins and outs of amorous brushing of one’s lips across anothers, but I do know there’s a lot more to it than pressing my lips to yours.  A really good kisser only ends with his/her lips closed, but the majority of the time spent kissing is quite open, exploring, and sensual.  If you are blessed with a thin and pointed tongue, I believe this is the most satisfying to kiss, but that is just my opinion.  I don’t care for really wide, thick tongues, but I digress.  I always say to my clients (the ones who are actually really good kissers) that the reason they are so good is because they kiss like me.  Kissing as a provider is at times tenuous because you don’t know how the other person is feeling about kissing.  I, myself, thoroughly enjoy explorative, deep french kissing.  So back to the Art.  Using ones tongue to explore and teeth to be flirtatious.  Biting the tongue or lips softly can be a great turn on.  Swishing your tongue back and forth over the other’s tongue is always a nice, deep, embrace of tongues.  I think the one thing you do not want to do is bump teeth.  Not a good feeling at all.  Everybody has their own style and what matters is how your styles mesh.

7/12/20 Regulars

I think in this day an//d age and all we are going through, two statements can be made with some amount of verity.  The first is that we want to limit our contact, especially with people we don’t know.  The second is that we could all use a little relief and release with a trusted friend.  I’ve noticed since I have now been up North for a year and especially since Covid-19 hit, I have more regular customers than ever.  I attribute this to the two statements I just made.  Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE my regulars and hope to gain even more!  And to all my current regulars, I just want you to know I’M NOT GOING ANYWHERE!  I love being up North, I find it very convenient in so many ways and my house is absolutely perfect for me and for you.  Very out of the way, dead end street. with neighbors who never say “boo” to me!  I couldn’t be happier.  I don’t know about anyone else, but my business is back up to pre-Covid numbers. 

And, as usual, I will let you know if I get sick within 14 days of seeing you.

7/17/20 Boy Toy

Ok, can I just say that the dating scene in Kansas City sucks!  Guys want something for nothing and I’m already sick of it.  So, in this blog, I’m going straight for what I want.  A boy toy.  Must be over 30, built like an Adonis, good looking, like to get high and likes a thick, curvy, older woman who knows exactly what she wants and knows exactly how to give it to you.  Must be willing to spend time with me and not just “fuck and run”.  Some affection would be nice too.  Applicants should apply through my Contact form.  Think I’m kidding?  Yeah, just watch me….

7/17/20 Quick Note on Frequenting Massage Parlors

I know, I know.  Every guy goes to a massage parlor at least once.  They are convenient, you probably will get a decent to excellent Massage and most likely (if you have an extra $40), a hand job as well.  The good ‘ol “Rub and Tug”.  But even though you can just walk in and be serviced, might there be a cost for this convenience?  Well, if you are one of the men who regularly frequent these establishments, then you know that you can get stung when the place is raided by the police, which happens on a fairly regular basis in parts of KC.  I would even go so far as to say that your chances of being stung at a hotel are about the same as a massage parlor.  In fact, many massage parlors are going legit in large part due to the number of raids these establishments have seen in the past year.

7/17/20 A Note on Tipping

You know, I never ask for a tip.  They are always nice when I get them, whether $$ or gifts.  I see it as my client saying to me “I really like what you do and want you to know you are appreciated”.  But, I never expect them, like I hear so many providers doing.  They may have given you lousy service, but they can still ask for a tip.  Am I wrong?  Because I really don’t talk to other providers, I don’t know for a fact what they do, but I hear enough from my clients.  Either way, asking for a tip is gauche, like when a waiter stands over you to see how much they are getting!

7/17/20  Cannabis for Cunnilingus

I’ve been tiptoeing around the subject of marijuana but now that I actually have a Medical Card, I feel compelled to write a blog about my feelings with regard to marijuana.  I feel very good about it.  I see it as much medicinal as recreational for me.  I’m sure many of you reading this have walked in my house smelling of cannabis and so most of you know that I do get high.  I used to try and hide this, but no longer.  In fact, I’m even going go so far as to sat that I would love to gete high with any of my clients and may even barter with you.  If you are conservative and do not like the fact that I use marijuana, I agree to disagree.  I am still the same old person I ever was!

7/17/20 What My Clients Want

You mean besides my banging body?  Well, of course, my personality and skills.  And besides that, you know that you’re always safe at my house.  No roommates (thankfully).  And you know that I will always be upfront with you.  If I were to ever come down with something contagious, I would let you know.  I’m also not a Methhead!  Nor will I ever be one.  Truly, there are so many good things about seeing me and I think that’s why I have so many regulars.  Plus, I’m not going anywhere.  I love where I live and plan to be here for many more years to come.

7/17/20 Manscaping

This blog is simply to tell you that I now have the necessary tools and am gaining expertise in the art of manscaping!  Manscaping is simply the removal of hair in delicate areas or wherever you want it taken off.  The trimmer I have is very soft and easy.  The cost is $25.00.  So the next time a client asks me to minister to him down there, I will be telling him about my new service.

7/17/20 Absolutely Horrible Week!

After so many excellent weeks.  I don’t know if you know this about me, but I thoroughly believe in Karma.  “What goes around, comes around” is my favorite saying.  So this week, when I’m sitting around doing nothing because everybody has either canceled or no-showed, I have to believe that I have done something really bad and I’m being repaid. 

7/28/20 Leading with Sex

When a man starts a relationship by discussing sex with a woman they barely know, he really puts himself in a place to be judged.  And usually the judgement from a woman is not favorable.  I think if more men knew this, and maybe some do, they might try a different approach.  I’ve also found that 30-somethings do this more than 40-somethings, who do it more than 50-somethings!  By the time you reach 50, you should have a better idea of what a woman wants.  And I can tell you this.  She doesn’t want a dick shot or sexting before you even meet.

8/7/20 When Things Don’t Work Quite Right

You might think that just because things down there don’t work as well as they used to, that you shouldn’t see a provider.  But that couldn’t be further from the truth.  A provider can teach you that you don’t have to give up enjoying your sex life.  There are so many things left to do and so many ways to bring you to a climax.  Don’t forget that all the things that surround intercourse are still available to you.  And even if intercourse isn’t one of them, fun and pleasure are still on the ticket.

8/7/20 A is for Anal

I’m writing this blog, not because I enjoy anal sex, which I certainly do not.  But rather, I’m writing because I have found that men who get a prostate massage from me, absolutely love it.  It doesn’t make them have an orgasm, but it does accentuate the one that you do have.  If you have never tried a prostate massage with me, you’re missing out.

8/7/20 Embarrassment

I recently had a client storm out of my house because he was embarrassed that he could not perform. All he could see was what he could not do.  He wasn’t willing to see what I could do for him.  He gave up really easily.  And I felt for his embarrassment, but I was more inclined to talk about it than he was.  This is what I want you to take away from this Blog.  There is never a reason to be embarrassed around me.  I am a Social Worker who has seen everything.  And now, I’m a provider who has seen everything!  And none of it has shocked or amazed me.  Especially, not performance anxiety!

8/7/20 COVID Policy

Just so you know, I have a policy should I contract COVID-19.  If I have seen you in the past 14 days, I will contact you via text to let you know.  This is the only reason I would contact you outside of you contacting me first.

8/7/20 What My Website Is Really Good For…

I would be remiss if I were to tell you that my website is for your perusal and education because it isn’t!  The main objective of my website is to be my most prized marketing tool.  You may have thought  that I was writing those blogs for you, but I’m really writing them for my new clients.  And I know that it’s working because each new client tells me how much they like my website and that is close to the #1 thing that made them come see me!  Many have said that the site makes them feel more comfortable with me, that I have experience and patience, and they knew they would be safe with me.  This is not to say that I don’t appreciate all of the views from all of my clients.  I love the fact that this website is like no other.  And I love the fact that it is so appreciated.

8/14/20 How to Tell if an Provider Ad is Fake

Is it too good to be true?  Do they offer the world for no money?  Do they write like they are foreign?  Use bad grammar and words that don’t fit?  Even if the pics look real, this is one of the scams you see all over SkipTheGames.  And that’s because STG is FREE!  I contacted someone that I thought was a scam and they HOUNDED me for over a day.  Every few hours they would send me an email asking why I had’nt filled out the form (with very sensitive information) yet.  I never replied to any of these emails that kept coming for about 27 hours.

8/14/20 The difference between a Prostitute and a Provider

I’ve always heard it said that a prostitute usually has a pimp and sells sex, whereas a provider sells her time.  I don’t think law enforcement makes that distinction!

8/14/20 New Policy

From here on out, if you book an appointment that will last over one hour, you will need to make a deposit through Cash App or Venmo in the amount equal to 20% of the tab.

8/17/20 $600 an hour Providers

$600 Providers have a lot of competition.  Have you been to Eros.com or Tryst.link?  You won’t have to look through a bunch of other lesser-paid women, because they pay dearly to be listed near the top.  They are gorgeous, exotic, traveled and educated.  They espouse Cartier and Tiffany’s on their Wish List.  Most of them have websites, assistants, and you must pass a pretty rigorous background check to even see her.  But how to decide which one you spend that much money on?  You definitely don’t want to get this one wrong!

8/17/20 Publishing My Blogs?

I’m seriously thinking about trying to get my blogs made into a book entitled something like “Blog of an Older Provider with a Master’s degree” (or whatever my agent picks out for me)!  To this end, I’m reading up and doing research into how to get a literary agent to represent my book.  And my book would need to be twice as long as it is now (without pics), which is 85 pages.  If anyone knows a writer who has been published, I would love to pick their brain!  My spin is that “Sex and the City” ain’t got nothing on this.   I could see starting to write secret blogs about my clients, but change the details (name, age, etc).  This could be a lot of fun and very profitable!!  That’s what I’m all about.  Fun and profit!

8/17/20 Corona #3

I’m sorry, but this in not a political virus.  It knows no boundaries, no politics, or political affiliations.  It’s so much worse than anything we’ve seen because it is so highly contagious without the host even knowing they have it.  That is why it’s so deadly.  And all we can really do is hope for a quick and effective vaccine because we are never going to get back to “normal” without one.  If people refuse to wear masks and congregate in large numbers (really even 10 is too many these days of 6′ apart), then this virus is going to have 2nd, 3rd, 4th…rounds.  At least there are 23 corporations working on a vaccine.  Would I trust Russia’s vaccine?  Only if our scientists did the due diligence that is needed to know that it is safe and effective.  But if a US company comes up with one?  Hell yes, I’ll be taking it and it wouldn’t surprise me if large companies don’t require it for anyone working for them.  It may get to the point where I ask new clients if they have been vaccinated!

8/24/20 Coming up on 5 Years

On October 11th,  I will have been doing this for 5 years.  Five very eventful years.  I’ve met many wonderful men, had wonderful times (yes, I do enjoy myself tremendously), and supported myself and others quite well.  I’ve also been robbed, burglarized, stiffed, stood up (weekly), and asked to do some of the most outrageous things one could ever imagine.  It’s been a wild ride indeed.  Thankfully, I’ve never been truly hurt or busted or caught an STD.  Things that happen to providers all the time.  I plan to do this until I retire at 70!  Will you still come to see me then?

8/24/20 AAs

Okay, it has taken me nearly 5 years to finally understand why providers refuse to see AAs.  It’s not so much that they have body odor issues, or that they like to stiff you or that they can occasionally be aggressive.  And let’s just throw out the guy who robbed me on an outcall because that was just one time and I partly blame myself for not knowing better.  No, the real reason is this:  their dicks are too damn long!  Now, I’m not saying I don’t encounter this occasionally with white men or Asian men or Mexican men.  But they are very occasional.  Now, men would not understand why length is such a problem, but believe me when I say it is.  Women’s bodies, for the most part, are not equipped to take in much more than 8 inches.  Even the very nice black men over 40, that I will see, are too long for me.  When I encounter a man who has a dick over 8 inches, I know I’m going to feel it and the feeling is not one I want to have!!  It’s like getting a pap smear every time he hits my cervix.  OUCH!

8/24/20 Providers read my blogs too!

I got a little note in my Inbox the other day saying that indeed (!) I should write my book because she was also working on one of her own!!  And here, I thought it was just men who read these bits of wisdom!

8/25/20 Business vs. Pleasure

I had a client today ask me if this providing was a business transaction or did I derive pleasure from it.  And this is how I replied: “After we get done with business, it’s all about pleasure!”.  It used to be that I didn’t worry about business until after the pleasure and I learned my lesson after a few 20-somethings said they forgot their wallet in the car.  Yeah right!  But seriously, I would never do something that I did not like doing.  That’s one thing about me that no one on here knows.  I’ve actually had 16 other hats that I have worn.  Besides Provider!

8/28/20 What to Expect the 1st Time…

This blog is for all the Newbies out there who have no idea what it’s like to see a provider for one half hour.  The only problem with me writing this is that I have no idea what other providers are like so this blog (as with all of my blogs) vily weighted to what I do know.  I’d love to be a fly on the wall of any other provider, but alas I’m not.  So with that said, you will call or text me to see if I’m available when you want me.  You will not ask me my menu because I won’t give it to you and I may just hang up.  I’ll ask your name/age/race and if you are over 29 and not an AA, we should be good.  I’ll then text you my address.  When  you get here I will open the door when I see your car.  We’ll make some small talk and then go back to my play room.  At this point, if I think you may be a cop, I will either ask to see your privates and show you mine.  This is so that you know I’m not a cop because no female cop would ever show you her tit and no male cop would or should show you their penis.  If I feel we can proceed, I will ask for a donation and then when I get it, proceed to undress.  You will undoubtedly do the same.  At this point, I know you are probably very nervous so I get you talking, maybe laughing, I’m caressing you to help calm you down.  When I feel you are getting more comfortable with me, I will ask what you like and then we will get to it!  When we are done, I will get a hot wet washcloth to clean you up and then ask you to turn over.  At this point,  you will get the best back tickle After Glow you have ever had!  Now this is a generic 30 minute visit, but it’s pretty much my playbook!

9/1/20 What it means to be a GFE

We all know what GFE stands for.  Girlfriend Experience.  But what is that exactly?  And since I always say that GFE is my middle name, I feel certain I can answer that!  It’s somebody who greets you at the front door with a smile on her face, someone who makes you feel comfortable, someone who is not shy about kissing, does not feel the need to cover you unless necessary.  It’s someone who caresses you and gives you a back scratch, and basically acts more like a girlfriend than a non-GFE provider who completes her “work” and leaves.  Interestingly enough, when I started in this business, this was just the way I was and am.  I think it’s because of my social work background that I naturally care about people and show them this.  At times, I’ve cared too much and I’ve had to back off a little bit.  And one last bit of information is this.  I try to gauge where my client is coming from and then provide the service that they want.  Sometimes they want GFE and other men don’t want anything to do with that.  It’s pretty easy to tell the former from the latter.

9/1/20 Boundaries

Therapists talk about boundaries a lot.  That’s because they feel it’s important for people to have good boundaries and to understand the boundaries that are important to them.  So, you’re wondering what I mean by boundaries.  Having boundaries means honoring ourselves as a separate individual with needs and wants that often differ from others.  Without healthy boundaries, we allow others to override our own feelings and desires.  A boundary for someone is something that they will not do or even a person that they will not see.  Boundaries also have to do with personal physical space.  We all have boundaries about how far apart we feel comfortable with people we do know and with people we don’t know because those two can be very dissimilar.  People who don’t have good boundaries often want to meld with you.  They want to be closer to you than is appropriate given the length of time you’ve known each other.  For example, I was talking to a man online, someone I did not know.  He suddenly said that he loved me and I knew right then that he either made a very big mistake or he has no boundaries.  Some people have very strict boundaries and do not waver on these.  Others have more fluid boundaries and are more likely to go with the flow.  To thine own self be true.

9/1/20 Business Transaction vs What Really Happens

The correct terminology for what I do is “Business Transaction”.  This involves an exchange of money for my time.  But we all know that more happens than just this, yet we cannot talk about it.  Because to talk about it implies that we’re doing something illegal.  And I’m sure that law enforcement would find anything I do illegal.  Let me just say that with me, what you see is what you get.  The other day a young man told me I didn’t have to pretend.  And I responded “who’s pretending?”! But that’s just me. I don’t feign interest or pleasure.  And even though ths may be considered a business transaction, there’s very little business about me.  Especially if everything goes smoothly.

9/1/20 Dear LE who read my Blogs

I want you to know that I know you are out there and keeping tabs on me.  I want to thank you for never busting me.  And also for protecting me and being there for me when I needed you.  I know you have better things to do than give an older woman a misdemeanor.  Especially one who is independent, has nothing to do with pimps or traffickers and, as a former Social Worker, understands your concern over those providers who have a pimp and may even be under-age.  As a Social Worker, I was a rapid responder for girls who needed my help in getting out of the life.  I chose my current occupation to provide for myself and my family because as a Social Worker, I barely had enough to survive.  I also know with COVID and protesters, you have a lot on your plate.  I hope you will continue to realize that I am NOT your priority.

9/8/20 #BLM

So even though I don’t want to be a provider to black men, I still believe that Black Lives Matter.  And to say that All Lives Matter takes away from the fact that white lives have always mattered but black lives have never mattered.  And they need to.  Because until black lives matter, all lives do not matter.  They are Americans, for God’s sake!  They are our friends, our neighbors, our associates, our family.  And if black men were not incarcerated for crimes that white men are not incarcerated for, then maybe At any rate, it’s really about time, and I think most Americans would agree, even if we might not agree with how equality comes about.

9/8/20 This is why you should never see someone between 12 and 7 in the morning.

I think they are all either drunk (the ones who call you when the bar closes) or on Meth (the ones who call you all night long).  He called me right after I woke up, around 5:30 am.  When he got to my house I knew it was a mistake.  I jusst had this sense.  He came in and started lighting up.  I refused.  And then showed him the door!  The thing I know about methheads is that all of their free cash goes to drugs.  And since I don’t do hard drugs, I don’t have very much patience for them or the people that do them.

9/10/20 Verification

Why do these $500 providers ask you for your first born son before you can see them FOR AN HOUR!  A client told me that one of them was asking if they had been in a car accident and when they had last had their teeth cleaned!  I kid you not.  I just don’t get it.  I understand that they want to be safe, but a reference from another provider should suffice.  I think I have my verification system down pat.  I show you mine and you show me yours!  Quick, done and let’s have fun!

9/14/20 I’m Done Dating…

It must not be in the cards for me, because every time I tell a potential suitor what I do for a profession, I get the same response and it isn’t good.  Something along the lines of “You’re a fucking Whore?”.  I’m sad because I think providers need lovin’ too.  But I do know now that every man who comes around needs to know what I do from the get go.  I can’t even wait 2 weeks because then I’ve lied to them and that is tantamount to cheating!  Better to gauge how they react when we are not dating yet.  Then I’ll know if they can handle it or not.  How sad that my two interests are so diametrically opposed.

9/23/20 That’s It!  I’m taking charge!

Lord knows I have tried and tried to find a videographer and model.  I have some models in my back pocket, but I could not get a videographer to show up.  Typically, we will talk for 2 weeks, everything looks fine, and then (WHAM!) No show/No call.  So I decided to take matters into my own hands.  I’ve bought two professional light boxes.  I’m going to buy a good video camera and use my cell phone as the other camera.  I have tripods on the way and in another couple weeks I’ll be shooting and editing my own videos.  I always say “where there’s a will, there’s a way”.  I’m not spending that much money and I can always sell it all.  I just hope my vids sell!

9/23/20 This is so me!

A new client came to see me the other day and as things got heated up, he said to me “You don’t have to pretend”, to which I said “Who’s pretending?“

So, the moral of this story is that I NEVER fake it.  If it’s not happening, it’s not happening.  In just the same way that I am not an actress and won’t roleplay, I don’t make you think one thing when something else is the truth.  It just isn’t in me.  Now, having said that,  I will say that I’m going to try and act for my videos.  VIP guys will have to tell me what they think.

9/23/20 Cheap, Fast, Good

I thought this was funny, so I’m passing it along.  There’s a saying that goes like this:

You can get something cheap and fast, but not good.  Cheap and good, but not fast.  Or good and fast, but not cheap!

9/24/20 Going to St. Louis

I am touring again! I’ll be in St. Louis from the 27th through the 30th and will be back in Kansas City for business on October 1.

9/27/20 Being Gone…

It gets lonely and I mostly miss my cat.  But my word, it is so lucrative.  Guys want to see me.  I don’t think they have a provider over 50.  It’s kind of like when I was the new girl on the block.  I’m lovin’ it!  But I miss my cat..and my regulars!!  Don’t forget about me!

9/29/20 OMG I am never doing this again!

I swear swear swear I will never travel to St. Louis again.  I literally had 8 appointments set up yesterday and 6 (!), yes 6 no-showed on me.  I made these appointments in the last 2 weeks, they knew when I was coming to St. Louis and yet, they blatantly and without any warning, simply stood me up!  I even sent them pics to get excited about seeing me.  I’m still trying to figure out why all the No-Shows!  Escept that men can just be assholes especially when it comes to my occupation.  Sometimes I feel like we are 2nd class citizens, but I know darn well that I am NOT!  If I didn’t have to get a hotel, pay for all my meals, leave my cat alone (with plenty of food and water), and put wear and tear on my vehicle, I might be more willing to travel, but in my mind, it just isn’t worth it.  Last week was a stellar week for me in KC and then this?  Basically, the men I am seeing here had never booked with me before.

If I ever travel again, I will require a deposit to book a session!

10/4/20 Never Again #2

This is the last time I will talk talk talk for days and then have a photographer/model not show on me.  This has happened 5 times now and I’m starting to think it’s the same guy pulling a prank on me.  So from now on, if you want to photograph/videograph, I will require you to show up to my house to meet and talk THE SAME DAY of contacting me.  Otherwise you will be blocked.  My time is worth way too much to be talking for hours and then not have you show up!!  And for this to happen 5 times in a row is utter ridiculousness.  I really want help putting together my video room and then use it!  This is going on my trades page.

10/11/20 Happy 5th Anniversary

To Me! It has been 5 years now that I have been a provider.  Started in Topeka 10/11/15 and moved to KC 7/1/17.  I wouldn’t trade the last 5 years for anything!  I was just telling a good client that when I first started, I was charging 60/100!  And Topeka couldn’t even keep me at those rates!  Then, when I got here, I was basically clueless and only raised my rates to 75/125.  No wonder I was seeing 7-8 guys a day!  Talk about high volume!  In July 2018, I raised my rates to 100/150 after a moderator from ECCIE told me that the guys on there had voted me as best oral in KC.  In June 2020, I raised them to 100/175.  I’m still trying to figure out if my last increase in my hour was a good idea or not.  I think it’s safe to say that I’ve met over 3000 men in 5 years and have created this website which has truly been a godsend for me.  So, if you think you know more about men than I do, you would be sorely mistaken.  The youngest has been 18 and the oldest 83.  The average age of my customers has been 48.  I have gone from seeing anyone to limiting men under 30 and not seeing AA men at all.  Both decisions were difficult to make due to my desire to always include, not exclude.  But this business is one in which you have to make decisions about who you will and won’t see.  I figured this out the first time I was stiffed by a 24-year-old white kid and the time I was robbed by a 34-year-old AA.  Besides this, I’ve been hustled, hassled, bitten, asked to fuck a dog, and so many more crazy things, most of which I hae blogged about.  Thank you all for a great run of 5 years.  What an amazing trip it’s been!

10/15/20  Now Taking Applications…

Must be between 40 and 50 years of age, live within 30 minutes of me, no kids at home, be a financial advisor or wiz, take delight in painting my kitchen and ceilings, good with his tongue and has good breath, enjoys sex 3 times a day, can bring home the bacon and cook it up on the stove and never let me forget I’m a woman!  And doesn’t mind that I’m a provider!

Oil changes would be nice too.  And if you think I’ll even get one response to this, I’ll take that bet.

10/20/20 Client Story #291

So this 45-year-old diabetic guy that I guess I saw 2 years ago, makes an appointment for a half hour.  Fine.  Everything is going well until he asks me if I can do 2 pops on him in our time together.  A HALF HOUR!  The first one took 10 minutes (which really is amazing considering he’s diabetic) and I’m thinking there ain’t no way this guy is going to come again.  And of course, he did not!  But what’s worse is that he really had himself believing we could do this, so he made me prove to him for the rest of the half hour that indeed I could not.  From now on, if some 45-year-old guy asks for 2 pops, we’re gonna have a little talk up front.  Now this is not to say that a 45-year-old man cannot perform twice, but I very seriously doubt there are too many diabetic 45 yo men who can do that in 30 minutes.

10/25/20 Think About This

Don’t ever think that just because two men don’t know each other from Adam, that they won’t be with a provider at the same time.

10/25/20 10/25/20 Saying of the Week

You be you and I’ll be me. (If I hear this one more time, I may vomit)

10/25/20 IMHO

I don’t know your thoughts on this subject, but I truly believe that if a woman is giving you a blow-job and looking into your eyes at the same time, you should probably be looking into hers as well.  Am I right or am I right?

10/26/20 Covid Hits Home…

My 89-year-old mother, who also suffers from COPD, called me last night to let me know that she has Covid. She had a slight cough and a slight fever but was very weak so she called 911 and my sisters, who live in St. Louis with her. The hospital did a Covid test and got the results back within 24 hours and it was positive. Her fever has abated and her cough isn’t bad, breathing is fine but she feels very weak. They did a chest scan and her chest looked ok.  But they are putting her on a steroid, Remdisivir and plasma. I tell you what, until it hits home, you don’t really know the feeling of helplessness and fear. So now my sisters have to quarantine themselves for 14 days. And no one can go see my Mom anyway…

10/29/20  What It’s Like to be a Provider #2

I have made $1500 in three days!  And even making that much didn’t take much time or effort.  Sometimes I feel like I’m semi-retired.  So even though I’m available 10 hours each day, I may work 4 hours.  But that isn’t what made me want to write this blog.  After I made that much in 3 days, the 4th day was NOTHING!  Two no shows, a cancellation and a lot of sitting around watching the last of the presidential campaigns!  It’s like when you are on-call and no one is calling.  Are you still working?  Hmmm…

Oh, and by the way, I don’t do that well on an average week.

10/29/20 COVID-19 and Confidentiality

Just so you know, if I should contract COVID and I’ve seen you within 14 days, I WILL be contacting you via text during the day.  And I would hope you would do the same for me.  I normally will NEVER contact you once you leave my home unless you contact me first.

10/29/20 Speaking of Confidentiality

A young man whom I had seen one time, made an appointment with me, but only showed up to see if I had used him in a video.  He saw my “Oh Daddy” video clip on Many Vids that is 9 seconds long and decided that the guy in the video (whom you can only see his legs and penis) was him.  Mind you he did not remember holding any kind of camera while he was here, nor did he have one pointed at him!  And here, this kid is wondering if I somehow video-taped him without his knowing.  To say the least, my ire was up!  Here he was, questioning my integrity and confidentiality.  So I showed him the entire video and it was obvious that it was not him.  I should have taken the $100 he offered me, but I have too much integrity to take something for nothing.  I would NEVER do such an under-handed thing as to videotape anyone without their knowledge or consent.  Such a thought would never have entered my mind save for the ruminations of one young man who is definitely “one bubble off”.

11/1/20 Finding a Boyfriend, part 2

Well it only took me 8 months to figure out that I’m never going to be dating as long as I’m a provider.  I don’t think there is a single man out there who would be completely comfortable with the fact that I am a provider and I’m with other men all day long (well not ALL day long).  The latest man in my journey to find a boyfriend told me yesterday that he just couldn’t see being with somebody who wasn’t all his.  I completely understand this and would probably feel the same way.  I think it takes a man who is very secure with his own masculinity to appreciate that what I do is a business transaction  and emotions are not involved.

I think I need to concentrate my efforts on making friends because I just don’t see myself having a boyfriend in my foreseeable future.  And I really don’t think I want to give up the income that I make for some guy that I will eventually break up with anyway.  The only good thing that has come of all this is a few really good friends.  Maybe I need to redefine what it is that I’m willing to accept…

11/6/20 A Really Good Response to my Blog Below

Given your business, a good boyfriend is an exclusion. A good boyfriend’s emotions are going to be focused on you.  Understanding how to share you is virtually impossible for a man. In a relationship your feminine assets belong to him. Sharing them in-natural. 

In any relationship, the partners are impacted by each other’s occupation and it has an effect on the relationship. An over the road trucker is not home, a policeman or firefighter has a dangerous job- their partners are affected and may not be willing to continue the relationship. 

A man who agrees to share you is suspect. Why would a man share his woman with other men?  Sex is an emotional high with someone with whom you share your life. To share you, he is motivated for reasons other than normal. Your guess what reasons he may have are whatever. Caution is the word. 

Good friends are a different story. Developing trusted friends is good for anyone but for someone whose occupation isolates them from a normal relationship, friends who understand you, comfort you, entertain you, and assist you to be a better person are important. 

If you are going to continue as a provider be happy. Enjoy life. 

11/8/20 Rates

I entertained a Hobbyist the other day who had researched me for a few weeks before coming to see me.  So I knew he did his homework.  I picked his brain over this occupation and what other women are doing.  I figured having seen 60 providers qualified him as a Hobbyist! I asked him about rates and this was his response: “When I saw your rates, I was floored.  I couldn’t believe how low you were given how good your reviews are.”  WOW!  We talked about how “money goes with looks” and he felt that my looks were fine and my personality was bar none.  And he made the point that if you are too low, men start to wonder what’s wrong with you.

Then while I was in St. Louis, I found this lady (who kind of reminds me of me):

http://monicastl.freeescortsite.com/

I really scoured her website including her rates!  I think you’ll agree that the experience you have with me is as good if not better than what she’s dishing out!  And she has like 160 reviews on Escort Babylon (granted since 2015). I’m seriously thinking of going to 120/200, but I want some feedback from my current clients.

SO GIVE ME YOUR FEEDBACK!

11/8/20 Update on my Mom (aka COVID is so weird)

If you read my blogs, you know that my Mom came down with COVID-19 with 2 weeks ago.  She got a very mild case of it, but was very weak when discharged from the hospital.  So baby daughter goes to St. Louis to take care of her.  Yesterday, when I got here, she was very very weak and barely able to stand much less walk.  But something must have happened in the middle of the night because she woke up today and could breathe!  Yesterday she was on oxygen the whole day and today none at all.  Weirdest thing I’ve ever seen.  I plan to stay until the 15th, but she may not need me that long.  So, as any good provider would do, I placed an ad in St. Louis for an outcall!  Mom can do without me for an hour or so.

11/9/20 Greed

I want to say a few things about greed and me.  These two words do not fit in the same sentence.  I am one of the least greedy people you will ever meet.  It is much more my personality to be giving.  Very giving.  

Take for example the fact that I don’t rush anybody out if I don’t have an appointment scheduled after you.  I could be answering phone calls/texts that came through while I’m in a session, but I would rather be pleasing/ministering to you!  This is part of why you like me so much.  Because I’m not in a rush, I don’t watch the clock, and I feel horrible if a guy does not get the experience he came for (no pun intended).

I think the blog about rates comes from a feeling inside that I’m worth it, but it would never be worth losing clients over.

11/10/20 Some Interesting Stats/Facts

The number of men I have kicked out of my house during a session:  4

The number of men who have told me to not touch his member: 5

The number of men who have asked me to fuck their dog: 1

The number of men who have walked out of my house before anything ever started: 10

The number of men who have left early due to their conscience bothering them: 1

The number of clients who have propositioned to date me: 5

The number of regular customer I have as of today: 65

The ratio of newbies/regulars that I will see in any given week:  50/50

11/15/20 My Mother, COVID and My Genes

I don’t know if my mother is lucky or there was some other Karma going on, cause this 89-year-old woman who has COPD, survived.  She’s the reason that I look 10 years younger than I am.  She’s also the reason I have horrible arthritis.  And I think her genes had something to do with her recovery.  Now, I will say that she didn’t have a very intense “dose” of the virus, but we know so little, who’s to say she won’t have symptoms on down the road a bit.  But I kind of doubt it.  This is my mother we are talking about.  Sometime, I will do a blog just about her.  She’s a pip!  And has led a charmed life…

11/19/20 Saying of the Week

Don’t be that toy on the shelf…

(Unless, of course, you are a provider and then I’ll be happy to be your toy on the shelf!)

11/20/20 In vs. Out

I want to talk about the pros and cons for doing an Incall appointment versus an Outcall appointment.  I may have talked about the differences for the provider, but I don’t think I’ve ever done a blog on the why’s and wherefor’s for having an Incall or an Outcall visit.

An Incall is where the client goes to where the provider is located.  The pros for doing an Incall is that you can get a lot of information about someone based on where and how they live.  Which, in turn, will tell you if you want to see this person again or even keep the appointment to begin with.  I have suggested in other blogs that if you find something “not quite right” or the place is trashed, you have every right to leave.  I also would never tell a client to do an incall to a motel.  Law enforcement use these cheap motels to perform stings.  I tell my guys to make sure it’s an apartment or house.  The biggest reason to do an incall over an outcall is that…

An Outcall is at your own home or a motel/hotel which you get for the session.  Since a room somewhere costs money on top of what you are already paying, most men prefer to use their home.  The biggest problem with outcalls is that your provider now knows where you live.  I myself, will not do an Outcall unless it is to an upscale hotel.  I am less likely to get busted at an upscale hotel (much less).  Plus, I may be a bit off, but I don’t like going to people’s houses where I have not been before.  Outcalls are usually more expensive also, given that your provider has to travel to you.

And I’m sure this is a big part of why guys are so nervous the first time they come to see me.  I’m always glad to see that sigh of relief when they see that I keep my house clean, uncluttered and welcoming.

11/23/20 Ahhh That Old Pesky Question…

You know the question.  “Are you law enforcement?” or some derivative of that. The thing about this question is that you are always going to get a flat, definitive “NO!”.  And that’s even if the person you are asking IS INDEED AFFILIATED WITH LAW ENFORCEMENT!  Police don’t have to tell you they are police, plain and simple.  If they believe they are in pursuit of a crime, even a misdemeanor, they can lie out both sides of their mouth!  In my eyes, there is only one fairly certain way to know if you are dealing with a cop.  Ask them to show you their genitals (or tits if a woman).  Trust me when I say that no cop will do this.  They are strictly told not to show or touch and there is no way a female cop will do this, bar none.  There has to be an offer for the charge of prostitution to stick.  That’s why the police will get you to say what you will do, what you are good at, something that says we are going to have sex.  A woman showing you her tit is as good as any offer I’ve heard of.  Nope, I don’t believe a female cop will do this.  I’ve also heard the saying “They can fuck you and then arrest you”.  Now I don’t think that happens very often in KC, but New York?  Maybe.  I myself will continue to ask you to show me yours if I show you mine!  And as an aside, I want to thank the Universe for watching over me and protecting me.

11/25/20 Saying of the Week:

Regarding relationships: “It’s nice when you have mutual interests and shared effort”.

11/30/20 What It’s Like to Be an Provider #3

Waiting for those last 15 minutes to be over.  

He’s new and so I don’t know if he will show up.  But I know I’ll know in 15 to 20 minutes.  This is where I start to wonder if I’ll be more upset if he does show rather than if he doesn’t.  It all depends on 2 things: my mood and my pocketbook.  If it’s late in the day and I’m getting tired or my pocketbook is full, I’ll be more inclined to not worry during those last 15 minutes.  Otherwise, I never knew such waiting could be excrutiating.

And then, on top of all that, there’s the little matter of not knowing who the hell is going to show up at my door!  Right before I get a look at you, I could be a jangle of nerves wondering.  The funniest thing then happens for me (ymmv).  When you walk through my front door, you are suddenly a known and a guest of mine.  You have to really smell or look awful for me to say anything. (And I’ve had to say a few things along the way).  But I’m happy to make your acquaintance and c’mon in let’s have some fun!

And it’s not that I’m acting a part.  I truly relish meeting new people.  I was (and still am) a Social Worker for a reason.  There is no greater good than connecting with someone.  But man, those 15 minutes are surely going to kill me!  No?

12/2/20 My Mother…

My mother was born Gerry Ettlinger on February 19, 1931.  She grew up lower middle class, never lived in a house, father had to move around a lot due to losing work.  One interesting thing about my mother’s family is that the men were all Electrical Engineers who were schooled at Harvard.  To say the least, this side of my family is full of geniuses.  Her brother invented “stop action TV” which we now think of as “Pause”!  Got an Emmy for this.  Ok, back to my mother.  She was the baby of two and they moved between St. Louis and Chicago a lot, although she was born in New York and lived in Queens.  She was always bright and attended Washington University in St. Louis, well known for its’ high standard of academics.  

Never mind that she got a degree in Mathematics and was offered Actuarial jobs, this is where she met and fell in love with m father, who was a very rich man indeed.  My mother never worked a day in her life.  My parents had 4 children and my mother says that’s because she had a lot of help in the way of maids, cleaning ladies and a full-time landscaper.  Otherwise, she would have only had 2 kids and, being the baby myself, I would not be one of them!

My mother switched roles between being a poor Jewish girl to being a very wealthy and prominent woman of society.  I don’t think she blinked an eye.  She was very entitled, the ruler of the house (she would later tell me she was a benevolent dictator!).  She was the doler of punishments.  To say that she ruled the roost and my father gladly let her is an understatement.  It was her way or the highway and it still is to this day.

My mother and I look very much alike and I always took a lot of gruff from my sisters for this.  I call my mom a pip because at 89, she’s sharp as a tack, beat Covid-19 like it was nothing and still lives alone, drives, and if she can’t do something she figures out a way to get it done by others.  The guy across the hall in her condo building gets her paper every morning for her.  A lady down the hall get her mail.  She could run a nursing home and swears she will never go to one even though she has nursing home insurance!

I thought her world had come to an end when my father divorced her after 23 years of marriage.  But my mother grieved and got over my dad, only to move onto the next stage of her life.  She met and married a man who had 3 PhD’s (Economics, Sociology and Anthropology) and was a professor of Marketing at SIU-Edwardsville.  If you’ve ever seen the Maker’s Mark bottle, he designed that.  She travelled the world with this man and loved every minute of it.  They retired to Florida and had a condo right on the beach…paradise.

As you can see, my mother has lived a charmed life.  When I was in town a few weeks ago (St. Louis) to help her convalesce from Covid, she said to me that she has lived such a life and when she turns 90 she’s going to give a speech.  I have a feeling it will be similar to what I have written.  I give thanks every day for my mother who has shaped me, encouraged me, disciplined me, and loves me.  I know I am blessed to have a 90-year-old mother, but also one who is aware and with it and is still sharp as a tack.  I could go on and on about her antics and views, but I’ll end this blog by saying one more thing.  My mother is almost always right.  I’m not saying she is clairvoyant, but she’s pretty good at predicting.  

I’d like to see her live another 10 years, but I’m not so sure she feels the same way.

12/24/20 I Found My Model and…

A Boyfriend!  Who better to be my model!!  We spent a nice amount of time last night making vids so be looking for those on the VIP page and ManyVids (@OlderPro).  But seriously, he’s sweet, sexy, cares about me and we’ve tried this now 3 times.  Hoping 3s a charm.  This time around we were both thinking about the other at the exact same time.  If that isn’t karma, I don’t know what is!  But the best part is that he knows all about what I do and accepts me just the way I am.  I have found this to be a rare commodity.

1/6/21 Are we finally done with 2020?

I sure hope so because I can’t take any more: 

Not knowing where your next roll of TP was coming from.

Not having a toilet for 3 days because your landlord is a slumlord.

Having to wear a mask everywhere (and not complain).

6′ apart!

Spending most of the year alone.

Finding out your best friend is all the way radical Right.

And giving Thanks that Biden is our next President.

1/6/21 Resolutions for 2021

Lose another 40 pounds

Find my forever home 

Make new friends

Continue to be successful at my work

Put money away for my retirement

Curtail Spending

Start using weights to get in shape

1/7/21 Oh For the Love!

Will you please stop calling me baby, sweetums, honey, hun (spelled wrong), babe, sweetie, etc ad nauseum!  

Really now, I have to tell you (and the Universe) that I absolutely abhor pet names by people I don’t even know.  I only like it from the person that I’m dating and then it’s one word “Babe”.

I don’t even understand why guys think I want to be called “Baby”.  I think it’s a way to kind of put me in a position of submission.  Or talking down to me.  Which is funny because most of the guys who call me these words are usually not as bright as myself.  It’s pretty easy to tell who is smart and who is not, even over texts.

I do realize that these words are terms of endearment, but why be endeared to someone whom you don’t even know?  So, in my view of things, these are just fake words that mean nothing, but kind of put me in a place that I find very demeaning.

I know what you are thinking.  They are just words, meant with no hostility or degradation.  And I’m sure the guys that use them don’t mean anything negative.  In fact, they may think I would like terms of endearment.  I probably just need to get over myself!

1/8/21 Dear New Provider,

There is so much to tell you but most of all, please read “This Crazy Business” Blogs in my Categories.  I don’t want to keep you from making the decision to become a provider, but I do want you to know what you are getting into.  If you take the time to read all of my Blogs, you would know me as well as how providing fits into my life.

If you ever need a shoulder to cry on or some point blank advice, you can contact me here or at 785-289-9666.

1/19/21 Wichita!

I cannot say enough about how welcoming Wichita men were to me!  I had my requisite two no-shows, but one guy who couldn’t come paid me anyway!  Now that is a first.  I had such a nice time, that I plan to go back every 2 months as long as I’m still wanted.  You might recall that I went to St. Louis with 14 appointments and 12 no-showed.  I still wonder if Covid had something to do with that, but still that many no-shows.  I understand if you have to cancel but to just not show, that’s pretty bad and pretty usua

1/21/21 Blahs

Do you ever feel like just not going into work?  Do you ever get sick of the politics at work?  The organizational bullshit?  Having to put on a smile when you really don’t feel like it?  Well I’m right there with you.  Only if I take a day off of work, I don’t get paid.  On the other hand, I get paid well enough that a day here and there should not matter much.  It just seems like ever since I got back from Wichita, everything has gone south.  I wait all day for my phone to chime and there’s practically nothing until 8 pm when I’m ready to call it a day!  Maybe I’m just in a “woe is me” mood and in a couple days I’ll feel differently.

1/16/21 Thank You to Whomever Sent me…

A lovely gift of Essential Oil scented Candles!  Now, please let me know who you are so I can thank you properly!  Thank you for going to my Wish List on Amazon and picking out a very nice gift.  Just the fact that you thought of me makes me happy and warm inside…

1/10/21 All My Hats

Provider. Therapist. Social Worker. Seductress. Camgirl.  Playmate. Degreed Woman. Comforter. Boating girl. Party girl. Oldest. Best at you-know-what!

And now, Mentor.  More on that later….

1/8/21 Dear New Provider,

There is so much to tell you but most of all, please read “This Crazy Business” Blogs in my Categories.  I don’t want to keep you from making the decision to become a provider, but I do want you to know what you are getting into.  If you take the time to read all of my Blogs, you would know me as well as how providing fits into my life.

If you ever need a shoulder to cry on or some point blank advice, you can contact me here or at 785-289-9666.

1/26/21 My Oldest

My oldest son is named Jake.  I think I have talked briefly about him in past years, but what is going on with him currently is worth talking about.  Please note that I am not trying to drum up business for him, but what he’s doing is pretty remarkable.

You might recall that he did not go past 1 year in college and decided to become a pilot.  Well he did this, he’s a commercial pilot with no one to hire him during this pandemic and probably no time soon.  So he turned to his second love: the stock market.

He’s been investing what little money he has, but about a month ago I let him have $3000 to invest for me.  As I write this, it is now valued at $4500!  Can you say whiz kid?  I know he subscribes to a group that deals with options and we’ve made good money on options, but he’s also into a group on Reddit and he scrupulously researches everything.  Another quality that he has that I do not is patience.  Which, I am coming to find, is very important when investing in the stock market.  But he doesn’t hold onto stocks for very long either.  Good thing there are no fees for trading!  

So I’ll keep you up to date on how that $3000 initial investment does.  This is my “ne’er do well” kid and he’s increased my investment by 50% in a month (not even).  I’m glad he has something he loves and is so passionate about!

2/2/21 Guilt

This is something I have never written about and really never allowed myself to think about, but now that I have thought about this I have a question for my readership.  

How many of you leave my house feeling guilty?

I would think a good number of you would feel a tinge and maybe some feel it painfully.   So, this is what I have to say about that.

Guilt is a learned emotion.  We don’t start life feeling any kind of guilt, but when your mother tells you that you should be ashamed of yourself she is creating a guilt complex.  It is a wasted emotion.  It does you no good unless you really have done something heinous that guilt will keep you from doing again.  Sociopaths feel no guilt.  I think there is a good balance between feeling guilt and not allowing it to tsunami you.

Does seeing a provider really qualify as something to feel guilty about?  I suppose if you come away thinking more about that than how you felt during our time together, then guilt is a good indicator that you don’t want to repeat the experience.  But, just remember that you are always allowed to change your mind.  And the next time you feel the inkling to see me, maybe you won’t feel so guilty (or maybe you will).

Do you think your significant other feels guilty that she does not provide for your needs?    I’m always amazed when a man tells me that his wife gave him permission to get his needs met safely.  But then, I would do the same thing!

2/8/21 Crushes

I believe I have written about this in the past, but I feel compelled to talk about 1 certain person this time.  I rarely get involved or emotional over any of my clients.  It’s just not a good policy to get involved with a client, even one that isn’t married or involved.  But this guy is just so cute and successful, gorgeous and generous.  And he told me that he woke up thinking about me. That means a lot to me, even if the chances of it being true are slim.  Gosh, I’m blushing thinking about him. 

But, here’s the rub.  He is so successful that he would  never be seen with a provider.  And even though I have a MASTERS degree, the fact that I have chosen to be a provider negates all of what I have done legally!!  On the one hand, it kind of saddens me that people like that are out of my league, but on the other hand I know why I chose to do what I do and I have no regrets.

Does it surprise you that I might feel something for a client?  Once Again!!  This is part of how I’m different from the typical provider.  And yes, I have feelings.  Some good, some not so good.  A crush is just that.  And typically, it doesn’t last long.

2/10/21 $500 Providers

And why you should never tell me about an experience with someone else like I’m your buddy or something.  I am not your buddy and I do not want to be your buddy.  I am your provider should you so choose and maybe eventually we will call each other friend, but not after I’ve known you 1 month!  And to tell me that you spent $1000 for 2 hours when you were here an hour (see my donations page)?  Why would you want to rub my nose in it?  Am I not allowed to have feelings too?  Or more Jewishly, “What the hell?  Am I just chopped liver?”.  But seriously, take heed if you want to get to know me.  All I ask is that you think about my feelings as much as you do your own.  I know I’m asking a lot.

2/11/21 I Hate February!

I absolutely hate how cold it is.  The colder it gets, the more I sit.  I hate that it only has 28 days.  My monthly total is always down in February.  I hate Valentines Day because I won’t have one.  And I think it’s really a holiday made up by Hallmark.  There is nothing good about February.  But, if we didn’t have months like February, would we appreciate June?

2/11/21 Saying of the Week

If you don’t ask for what you want, you will certainly never get it.

2/15/21 Single Again…

Well, I guess Andy was not meant to work out.  Especially given the fact that he hardly ever said one word!  Now, can you see me with someone who doesn’t talk?  Not to mention he was always broke, lived paycheck to paycheck and never invited me to his place or any of the other things you do when dating.  All I can say about him is “good riddance”.  Maybe I’m just being cynical, but it seems to me that most guys just want to get you in bed.  Have we gotten to the point where no one wants to start a relationship that is not just based on sex?  I will never stand for just being someone’s FWB.  I’ve got more class than that.  And besides, I get enough “fun” during the day.  I don’t always feel like putting out at night.  But, if the guy plays his cards right, I could probably be teased into submission.  For now, I’ll be glad I don’t have to spend a night watching TV and not talking.

Ah, but I may have someone else in my sights!

2/26/21 Springfield

This was actually my second visit to Springfield.  Springfield was an interesting adventure in my providing escapades.  On the one hand, I had 9 out of 13 of my set appointments not show or cancel (mostly no show no calls), but on the other hand, I was busy almost the entire time with guys who had seen my ads.  So the lesson I learned was not to worry too much about my appointments, but make myself available to the guys who knew I was coming into town but didn’t want to make an appointment up front.  Very interesting Town and I do mean town.  No bigger than 150,000.  I felt like I was in Topeka again!  But all the guys I met were true gentlemen and one of them had actually come to KC to see me in 2018!  So it was nice to see some old faces.  If it weren’t so aggravating dealing with all the no shows, I would go back, but it’s just too small and too much Bible belt.

2/26/21 Dallas Rain

Dallas Rain is a provider out of , of all places, Springfield!  But I don’t think she is there very often because she and her guy travel A LOT!  I met Dallas Rain 4 years ago when a client of mine from Topeka asked me to meet with him and Dallas for a 3-some.  Mind you, I had never done anything close to this and was completely nervous.  Add in that Dallas could tell I was nervous and that made her nervous!  I am laughing as I write because the whole appointment just went bonkers.  

But then, Dallas is kind of bonkers, and I say this in only the best of ways.  She is NOTHING like me!  Which is why I was so taken aback by her style.  But now that I’ve had 4 years to think about it, I am so recommending that the next time Dallas Rain is in KC (and I’ll be posting this on my website), that you go see her!  She is spitfire and hell cat!  She is like no other provider I’ve met (not that I’ve met that many, but I hear about them all the time).  She’s fun and cute and sexy and a little bit crazy.  She WILL take your breath away.  By her Style.  I’m sure you can find her on ECCIE.net as she is like the highest poster on there!  She really is something else altogether!  And I like her.  Enough said.

2/28/21 Traveling Providers

I had some time in the car last weekend and I spent a lot of it thinking about traveling.  Not just the logistics, but possible new avenues, pros and cons.  That sort of thing.  And what I realized along the way is that the real providers who MUST travel are the $400+ providers.  The VIP of the VIP.  Think about it.  They couldn’t possibly have regulars unless they happen to live in NYC!  No one pays $500 on more than a very occasional if not singular time to treat oneself to a $500 provider.  A moderator from ECCIE once told me that the daily amount these women make is 1.5 x hourly rate.  So they basically see 3 people in 2 days.  I would concur with this estimation for myself.  And even though they do very well, I would not want to have to travel for my job.

Don’t get me wrong.  You don’t have to be one of these Princesses to do well on a trip.  I will probably travel for 2 days once a month from now on.  It doesn’t really take away from my regulars and I can make in two days what I make in one week here!  I find that there is a dearth of mature providers in just about any city.  Who better to offer her professional services!  But since I don’t like to drive much, I’m limiting distance to 3.5 hours by car.  Has to be over 250,000 population.  Omaha, Des Moines, Wichita, St. Louis.  And even though I get a lot of No-Shows, I’m still going to take appointments ahead of time!

3/1/21 We Can’t Help Who We Are Sexually

A woman offered me $600 to be with her and I had to turn it down.  You see, we can’t help who we are when it comes to the bedroom.  Which is why it’s so important to find out our partners sexual proclivities before we commit to them.  In much the same way that gay people do not “choose” to be gay, I can’t choose to be gay or bi-sexual.  I am who I am.  I’m straight as an arrow, always have been, always will be.  Trust me, I could make a lot more money if I had sex with women, but I just cannot.  The experts say that our sexual orientation is set by the age of 5.  And if you have not realized your sexual orientation or tried to hide it, by the age of puberty, your desires will come out.  Especially in the age that we live in.  

My own sister did not come out until she was 29, but this was the 70s-80s when people did not talk about being gay nearly as much as they do now.  She finally got around a group of gay women and realized this was her orientation.  She has now been with her wife for 24 years!

I’m always so complimented when a woman wants me, but alas I do not want them.

3/1/21 If It Seems To Good To Be True

You know this saying, but it couldn’t be more true than for all the bullshit that comes my way!  Just today, a guy got in touch with me to be his sugar baby.  He wants to pay me $2500 a month for a session each week and a dinner out a couple times a month.  Now who does that?  If anyone else wanted this, it would be around $1200.  So why does he want to pay $2500?  He doesn’t.  It’s all a hoax to use up my time.  I’ve been offered the same deal dozens of times before and they are all a bunch of shit!

Or how about the two black kids who wanted to give me $1000 a month to marry them because they are in the military and will get a lot more money from being married.  Oh, but they want to sample the goods for free.  Any time a guy makes an offer that is way over and above what I ask is to good to be true and likely a hoax/scam.

Then there is the guy who told me he was an MMA fighter and needed to have a woman on his arm and would pay me $3000.  The list goes on and on.  Thankfully I don’t fall for these offers anymore.

3/4/21 $60

I think that Covid has finally hit home.  But not in the way you would think.  I still have not contracted the virus, but sometimes I still wonder if I have gotten it or not.  You would think that I would given how many people I see unmasked.  But I digress.  I really want to talk about how slow this week and weeks in February (which is a notoriously bad month for me) have been.  And I think the culprit might be new providers charging ridiculously low donations for their time.  Speaking of which, when I first started I was asking $60 for a half hour and $100 for an hour.  Funny how nobody ever told me that my rates were so low comparative to other providers or maybe it was the guy who told me that money goes with looks and I didn’t have them.

So why did I accept $60 today from a 23-year-old thug who couldn’t do anything in 15 minutes?  Am I going to have to lower my rates because these motel mamas are charging less?

You know what I have to say to that?

3/11/21 It Figures

It just figures that as soon as I rant about not having business, things not only pick up, they pick WAY up!  When it rains it pours!  So next time I’m worried that I may go broke, remind me of this post!  Not that I’m going to believe you, but it doesn’t hurt to be reminded that February is always slow and things always pick back up in March.

3/23/21 Omaha

I’ve loved Omaha ever since my ex and I would go there to see the horses race at Aksarben!  I learned a valuable lesson on this trip.  Do not see guys back to back.  When I’m seeing 7+ each day, it’s just too much.  From now on, in any city, I’m going to space them out to have a break in between.  The guys in Omaha were wonderful.  Very sweet and respectful.  I plan to go back in June.  One more note about traveling.  I’m seeing new guys all day long.  No regulars that I know well.  It’s a bit frazzling to meet that many new guys in such a short period of time.  On a usual day, I see an average of 2 regulars and 2-3 newbies.

4/1/21 Lord, Thank You!

Set-up:  About 3 months ago my landlord got into it over the Furnace that vibrates the house.  I gave my 60 day notice then.  He gladly accepted it and we didn’t talk after that.  Then March comes around and I start to look at houses to rent.  There are none!  Or they are $400 more than what I pay!  And just the thought of moving makes me nervous and depressed.

This was supposed to be my house until I retire and now, I guess maybe it will be!  Seriously, all the houses I looked at were smaller, some without a garage, and I realized that I have it really good where I’m at.  I may be fixing a furnace on my own dime, but that’s not that much and my rent is 400-500 less than anything comparable.  Plus, no one has to learn a new address for me!

It’s funny how things work out.  I couldn’t be happier to repair this house if need be.  Now that I know I’m saving $4800 each year!!

4/8/21 Depression

Note: I wrote this when I was in the depths of depression.  Thankfully I only feel this way every few months.

Depression takes hold of every fiber of my being and it’s hard for me to see my way aound it or through it or over it.  It feels like I’m in a really deep well with darkness all around me and the only thoughts I can think are depressive ones.  I worry that my loved ones will find out what I do.  I worry that I won’t make enough money to survive each month.  I feel like I have so few friends but the majority of the people I meet I wouldn’t want to be friends with.  Even when I get an appointment, there’s a big part of me that doesn’t want to see them.  I don’t feel this way with regulars, just people I’ve never seen.  I worry about being busted.  I think that is more anxiety and not so much depression because once I do meet a client, I feel much better and I’m glad they are there.  In fact, when I’ve had a busy day and I’ve seen a lot of people, I feel better about not seeing anybody at night.  Because I’m worn out and I’ve gotten my people fix for the day.  Being with people always helps me feel less depressed.  My little blue pill (no not viagra) helps tremendously.  I take it for 4 days and I’m back to normal.  Thanks for pharmaceuticals!  Suffering from depression is no fun, but at least there are remedies that help.

4/15/21 Looking for Friends!

I know this sounds silly and looks kinda desperate, but you go a few months of not seeing anyone except clients.  Some of whom, I adore!  And of course, I do have my beloved Jackie, my cat.  The thing is I miss my ex-bestfriend.  But at the same time I can’t stand her!  And this would be like the 7th time we’ve made up!  Nope, it needs to be someone new.  Someone whom I don’t have negative vibes with.  I wish I could find another provider.  If you are reading this, reach out and I’ll reach back!  Let’s get something going here!

4/23/21 How In The World?

Nothing that can be said is inherently bad.  It’s just the meaning we give to words.  But they are just words.  How you use these words and how your voice and body move as you use your words conveys meaning.  So getting back to me, I’ve never found a word I didn’t immediately like, but I know that how I put these words together and how I deliver is what I have to work on.  Know that if I offend you with my words, I sincerely did not mean to unless, of course, I did.  In either case, you’ll know. 

I’m a quirky human being, full of foibles and gifts galore.  If you happened to stumble across this blog first, well my dear friend, you have just arrived at a rabbit hole….

5/7/21 To The Man Who Wrote Me Today…

You said that my blogs help you with your stress.  Well me too.  Writing helps me deal.  Deal with something I was really never meant to do yet fits so well with who I am and what I stand for.  Deal with the stress of not knowing if I’m going to be busy or bored!  Deal with the people who I meet and just want to shake my head at.  Deal with not having any really good friends in KC.  You know, just deal!  And if reading/writing these blogs helps you and me, well then I’m good with that.  Now, I know that isn’t true because I get around 100 people looking at my website each day.  I have to believe I am affecting others out there.  I’ve had several people reach out to me over the years to tell me how much they like my blogs, but this comment was different.  Maybe it’s that I make him laugh or he can just relate and that helps his stress.  Thank  you for your comment…

5/11/21 The purpose of this blog

The purpose of this blog is to let you get to know me, understand my profession, and laugh a little bit!  I agree that it is my main marketing tool just because of the purpose stated above.  But I assure you, I have never written a blog with this intention.  If my blogs bring me clients, well I’m fine with that.  If not, I’m ok with that too.  I know you probably think that I write for you and you are always in the back of my mind.  But I really write for myself.  I find writing to be cathartic, expressive, a way to process feelings, and helpful to others.  I hope you enjoy them as much as I did creating them.

5/16/21  May 19th

“Ugh!”  (If you can figure out what this means, you have a free half hour coming to you!)

Results of my little quandary!

5 Said my Birthday (but no one guessed which one)

2 Said that the 15th Amendment was celebrated on May 19th

3 Said having problems with my landlord

4 said More No Shows!

1 said I’m Moving

1 said I got Covid!

5/21/21 Chicken Shit

I had to take down that last blog with my correct age.  It just sounds so old and, let’s face it, I don’t look or act that number.  And it is just a number but it just sounds so old (there I go again).  Maybe one of these days I’ll decide to be completely honest about my age, but for now, I’m good with a little white lie.  My  correct age is 54.  I like the sound of that!!

5/26/21 BIG THANK YOU!

Tony – Thank you always for being my benefactor.  I don’t get to see you often enough.  Please make an appointment!  No coin needed…

Mr. Anonymous – Thank you for the leopard baby doll (the g-string is so cute!) and the Lilac candle.  I love both of them and you should let me know who you are so I can properly say “thank you”.

I suppose when I put my Amazon Wish List on my website, I thought someone MIGHT eventually give me a tip/gift.  Never did I think you guys would be so unbelievably generous and sweet.  It really bespeaks of the fact that as long as you give a guy explicit instructions, they will almost always come through.  Thank you to all of the guys who have gifted me.  It really makes me feel special…

6/8/21 Springfield #2

I think I have finally convinced myself to not go back again.  Nearly half the guys who made appointments did not show.  Thankfully, the ones that did show were true gentlemen, but I’m not going to get a hotel room and leave my clients in KC and drive 3 hours just to sit around in a hotel room.  I seem to think that I actually have something special that guys in Springfield don’t get that often.  A mature, professional, sexy older woman.  Well, as one person put it last time, this is the Bible Belt after all.  And it’s not that large of a town.  It just occurred to me that there aren’t any other traveling providers coming to Springfield for a reason.

6/8/21 My Personal Chef!

So I have a confession to make.  I order Door Dash almost every night for dinner.  It’s convenient, good, and it’s way too expensive.  I literally spend $25 a night on dinner.  So, I decided to take matters into my own hands and get a personal chef.  Someone who will make the things I want made for me and will do it to my specifications and I’ll pay them a certain amount for each tray of food.  I figured out that each portion is $8 – $10!  A heck of a lot better than $25!  If you’d like to learn about this, get in touch with me.  I know she wants to make a business out of this.  The food is great and she’s a sweetheart.

6/8/21 My New Diet

I have basically kept you abreast of every diet I have done in the past 4.5 years or as long as I’ve been blogging.  This has ranged from Weight Watchers to Human Growth Hormone shots to Keto, which I actually lost weight on.  Part of the problem for me has been that these are all diets, not permanent ways of eating to keep the weight off.  Enter the new eating plan.  You have heard of it.  It’s intermittent fasting.  Jimmy Kimmel lost a bunch of weight on it.  But more importantly, he has kept it off.  It’s really simple.  You can eat during an 8 hour period and then you fast for the next 16 hours.  So I break my fast at 2:30 pm and then I’m done around 9:30pm.  You’re allowed to eat what you want during the 8 hours but just like anything else, calories in calories out,  so I am only eating one meal a day.  I’ve lost 8 pounds so far.  This is an eating plan, something to do for the long haul.  This is the biggest question:  can I sustain this forever?  I actually find one meal a day to be very satisfying especially since I can eat anything I want.

6/11/21 Mutual Masturbation

I will never have a mutual masturbation session because when I get going, I get off and I lose all sense of reality.  The person I’m with could steal anything out of my house.  As a matter of fact, I had a druggie Pharmacist run out of my house and steal things on the way!  Very strange visit.

6/16/21 No-Show Week

It’s only Wednesday and I’ve already had 7 no-shows.  And in case you don’t know what I mean by a no-show, it’s someone that doesn’t show up and doesn’t call to cancel.  Right here folks, this is what absolutely drives me mad.  And, of course, I can just hear them saying “Oh she’s just a stupid whore, I don’t need to cancel”.  But the thing is, I’m most likely way smarter than they are!  I know I have more politeness in my little pinkie!  It’s times like these that I think about quitting and finding something else.  But I know I can’t.  And therein lies the quandary…

6/19/21 Busted!

Not me!  A “friend” provider, well really just an associate told me she was busted in Independence.  They got her on a text where she made an offer (of sex for money) and then the police just showed up at her apartment and handed her a citation!  Wow!  So I’m changing the way I do things.  I will no longer talk about sex through texts or phone calls.  If potential clients have a problem with this, I simply will not see them.  Better to be safe than sorry!

6/23/21 The Usual

I had a really good client say to me that he wanted “the usual” when I asked him what he wanted to do.  The Usual?  Ok, all astonishment aside, I do know I have a “usual” routine that I kind of like to stick to.  But I hope that I’m flexible enough to accommodate most guys wants and desires.  I must be doing something right because I do pretty well.

6/23/21 OMG Only Fans!

I guess I opened an Only Fans account this past February and I certainly don’t remember putting any videos on it or pricing my subscription at $7.95.  But I thought I would take a look at it today and possibly start my campaign.  Well folks, I did that in April and have been getting subscriptions to my page ever since!  When I went there today, the first page said I had sold $400+ in subscriptions!  Of course, I only get to keep $320 but hey, I’ll take that!  I’m back to looking for models!

7/5/21 Wow! It has been a while since I blogged!

And all I really wanted to say is that I’m bored and I want someone to talk to!  I’m sure if I really think about it, I can work up something to blog about, but sometimes I just don’t have it!  Now that I said that, I’m pretty sure I’ll be blogging soon.

7/12/21 Ways to spot a fake post

These indications do not guarantee that you will identify 100% of scams, but they are very reliable signs of a fake provider ad:

1. 1. 1. 1. The post shows overly sexualized photos or actual scenes of sexual intercourse. This isn’t banned on this website, but the majority of providers are discreet.

         2. The post is too good to be true. If photos in the ad are banging, and the ad says they offer $50 QV, move on. These are photos stolen from somewhere on the Internet. If you’ve talked to the provider, and their prices seem more realistic, make sure you verify the image of the person.

         3. The photos in the post look like someone’s Facebook photo profile. Scammers are running automated programs that go out and download random images from Facebook, and then they use those to create unique ads, making it harder to spot the scams. Remember that providers are trying to sell you something. If the post’s photos don’t look like they’re trying to make a sale, be wary.

         4. Posts where someone is called a police informant, or posts giving you an address of a provider and saying “come on over”, or “I just love sex, everything is free”. These posts are made by competitors or jilted/annoyed exes in an attempt to harass a provider.

         5. Posts that ask you to join an Onlyfans club, private Snapchat, or some other group before a meetup.

How to verify the image of a provider

By verifying their image, we mean making sure the provider looks like their photos.

Ask the provider to send you a photo of themselves holding up 3 fingers, or holding up a piece of paper with a handwritten word on it.

You can also request to video chat with the provider to see them.

Please realize that there are “Picture Collectors” out there, who call up providers and ask for photos, and then never end up seeing them, wasting a provider’s time. Providers are aware of this type of “customers”, but one verification photo or a short video chat should be fine.

We suggest phrasing your request like this:

I understand that there are pic collectors out there, but I’m not one of those. There are a lot of scams out there, and I would just like to make sure you’re real. Please send me a photo of yourself in the mirror holding up 3 fingers. No nudity is necessary.

If a provider refuses to send you a verification photo, or video chat with you, move on — there are others out there. If they send you a photo without the piece of paper or without holding up 3 fingers that you asked for, ask again. If you still don’t get the verification photo, move on.

7/13/21 New Policy

I believe I am done traveling.  I don’t like to be away from home and Jackie. And I’m not getting the traffic that I did a year or so ago.  I’m not sure why this is, but I’m not going to over-think it.  It is what it is.

7/19/21 Nothing

I have absolutely nothing on my mind.  Nada. Zip. Zilch.  I wish I had words of wisdom.  I’m sure I will again, but it just isn’t there right now.  I know that my life could be better, more interesting.  But for now, there isn’t much going on up there.  

Trust me, I wish I had something going on enough so that I would want to blog about it.  I’m not exactly depressed, but I am blah inside.  And do you know it’s not always a bad thing to be blah….

7/22/21 Hawaii Here I Come?

So I was approached by a man who lives in Honolulu.  He says he will fly me to Honolulu and put me up in a condo/hotel for as long as I want.  So what’s the catch?  He gets a little less than half of what I make.  So what did I do with this information?  Started researching flights and hotels/condos!  And I put an ad in Honolulu’s Skip the Games and Listcrawler!  OMG, the phone calls have not stopped!  The guy told me that all they have there are skinny young asians.  I looked and he’s mostly right.  There are visitors like myself, but the interesting thing is they are ALL in their twenties.  I didn’t see one single woman in her 30s, 40s, or 50s.  It’s no wonder I am getting a lot of phone calls.  The only drawback is the plane ride.  I’m going to have to take my sleep meds with me.  Part of me doesn’t believe this will actually happen and part of me thinks that this is simply a road trip on steroids!

7/28/21 Hawaii Here I Come #2

KJ, you were right, it was too good to be true.   So this guy is basically ghosting me and now I’m fraught with the knowledge that if I go there, I will have a wonderful time and be just as busy as I want to be!  The catch?  I now have to put up $2000 for a ticket and 7-day stay in a nice Condo.  Don’t get me wrong, I’ll probably make that back in 2 days.  And I don’t have to split the goods with anyone!  There are just a few drawbacks.  The travel.  The walking (bad knees).  Not knowing anyone.

But oh what a ride it could be!

7/30/21 Hawaii (don’t want to bother you with the whole “here I come” thing)

Ticket (refundable) $543  I planned it so I get there at 2:45 pm, which will afford me a good dinner and early bedtime, which I will need for my first day working.

Condo (refundable) $1500  500+ square feet, separate bedroom, Full Kitchen, Lanai overlooking the ocean (we’ll see), has just about everything you could need for a working week in paradise!!

8/3/21 Alls Well that Ends Well (and all that Jazz)

Wichita turned out to be a veritable fountain of fun and frolic!!  After a terrible Saturday, Sunday, Monday and Tuesday were much better.  And I got to spend a couple hours with my “Benefactor” who bribed me to come there in May and paid very well to make sure I couldn’t refuse!  All in all it was a good trip even if it didn’t start that way.  I guess the lesson to be learned is that you can’t judge a book by the first few pages!

8/10/21 One More Month!

Will someone please shoot me when I say I’m never travelling again?  I can’t WAIT to go to Hawaii!!  I found a really nice 11th floor condo with a full kitchen and a view of the Yacht Harbor with the ocean behind.  I’m 1000 feet from the beach and surrounded by shops and restaurants.  The complex has a huge heated pool and a pool where you sit on lounge chairs IN the water!  Love it!  My Hawaiian friend (the guy who introduced me to the idea of going) says he will pick me up from the Airport.  That would be really nice of him.  Nothing but nothing (including me) is cheap or inexpensive there.  I have done a bunch of research and $300/hr seems to be the going rate, especially for visiters.  I can’t wait to start advertising.

8/12/21 Why Doesn’t My Wife Give Good Head?

Ok guys, listen and listen well.  SHE DOESN’T LIKE DOING IT!

She probably never liked it.  I’m sorry to have to be the one to tell you this (ok, not really), but when people don’t like doing something, they are rarely if ever good at what they dislike doing.  So, the next time she starts to go down on you, what are you going to do?  That’s right, you’re going to tell her “not tonight hon, not feeling it”.  One of two things will then happen.  She’ll either decide to get better and make you want it or she’ll breathe a sigh of relief that she no longer needs to pretend she likes doing something she really does not.

8/13/21 What Makes a Man see a Provider?

Seriously, that first time.  What gets him to go?  Has he been going to Massage Parlors and felt like making the jump?  Has he finally had enough of nothing at home and impulsively pulled up Skip The Games?  Or has he agonized over doing something like seeing a provider and just now got enough nerve up to do it.

Either way, one thing is sure.   When he’s finally in my foyer, he’s a jumble of nerves.  He’s tryng not to show that he’s nervous as all hell, but I know.  I always know.  And I do what I can.  I get him talking because, from being a Therapist, I know that this is highly effective in putting a person at ease.  

And if that doesn’t have the desired effect, I will get out the big guns.  MY BACK TICKLE!  Unless you are ticklish, you will succumb to me and my fingernails!  But seriously, even though I’m aware that your being nervous is not my problem, I want very badly for your experience to be a good one.  And that does not include anxiety.

8/14/21 Going to Omaha Tomorrow!

Okay folks, giving this town another chance.  I remember the last time I traveled there that I didn’t see that many guys, but I rarely had a No-Show (which we all know I just adore).  So the guys are maybe a bit squeamish, but with a heart of gold?  This time, I’m a bit more booked, but will I get more cancellations?  I know, I know, I made the decision to go to Omaha.  I just hope it was one of my better decisions.  Lord knows.

Author	Comment	In response to	Submitted on
Select comment	KJ 7 approved kirstin_janice@yahoo.com 68.103.254.253	300 – average number of inquiries you get a month – even though they all don’t result in visit 2000 – average number of clients you see in a year 1200 – number of clients you saw last year – doesn’t Covid suck!! 60/100 – range of rates you’ve charged for a half hour of your time. 100/175 – range of rates you’ve charged for an hour of your time 200/300 – range of rates you’ve charged for overnights 100,000+ – total number of view of your website

Above is a comment left to me by a newer fan “KJ” and some of it is spot on!  But some is so far off and she didn’t include a few stats that I would have so allow me to set the record straight.  And may this information help you understand how much of a business this can be and a lot of  help can be given when you have the funds to do it.

Average Number on Inquiries per month – 300

Average Amount per Session – $130

Average Number of Clients I see in a Year – 1100

Number I saw last year – 800

What I charged when I started in Topeka – 60/100

What I currently charge – 100/175

Range of rates I’ve charged for an overnight – $600-$800

Website Views all time – 770,000

Website Visitors all time – 111,000

How long have I been doing this – As of 10/11/15, it will be 6 years.

8/26/21 Anti-Depressants

Please note!  I am not a doctor or pharmacist.  I am just someone who happens to know a lot about many genres of medications.  Take my advice with a grain of salt.  What follows is more information anyway.

SSRIs (Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitors)

So what the heck does that mean?  Well we have a bunch of these things called receptors and chemicals called Neurotransmitters like Serotonin, Dopamine, and Norepinephrine.  These are the neurotransmitters that make us feel good. 

The brand names (are you still with me?) are ones like Zoloft, Prozac, Effexor, Paxil, Celexa, Lexapro, and Wellbutrin (although this last one is considered an SNRI).  You might also know them by their generic name because most of these drugs are generic by now.  Sertraline, Fluoxetine, Venlafaxine, Paroxetine, Citalopram, Escitalopram and Buproprion.

Sexually speaking, all of these meds can make your libido go south.  They will also make it so that it is very hard to orgasm.  For women too.  The only one that is supposed to help not hinder sex is Wellbutrin and sometimes I think that is questionable too.  And besides that, Wellbutrin is an SNRI so it acts a little differently anyway.  Remember Zyban that helped people quit cigarettes?  Well all that was was Wellbutrin.  And it’s been used for a lot of addictions, not just cigs.  Very good and useful drug.

Emotionally speaking, I thank the makers of Zoloft every day.  I know some people find that anti-depressants numb them, but when you live with debilitating depression on a daily basis and all you’ve had are horrible Tricyclic Anti-depressents, SSRIs were such a welcome addition to my  pharmaceuticals!  Prozac was first and people were amazed at how good it made you feel.  I remember my son’s psychiatrist telling me that speed would help anyone focus.  For the most part, I think the same can be said for anti-depressants.  Anyone can benefit.  Although I’m not sure perpetually happy people would feel much if any change.  I think everyone should go on one after a traumatic experience.  Whether it’s a death or accident.  Anything that effectively gives us PTSD.

Is it all rosy?  You try being married and never wanting to have sex!  I don’t know how he put up with me!  It helped that he was on Anti-depressants too.  Men don’t seem to suffer the libido problem as much as women, but that does kind of make sense given how men are versus women.  Besides the sexual issues, if you are severely depressed, you probably aren’t real in the mood anyway.  Feeling normal again is worth it.  

8/28/21 Poem sort of

Here I sit in quiet abandon

I forgot myself and then some

Sometimes my self-imposed life 

feels like hell and, at other times, like heaven.

But for someone who was always so full of life

It’s like being 11.

No not 11 anumore, nor 21, or even 31.

Next year I’ll be the year I was born.

If I didn’t feel my age,  I wouldn’t even know I was my age.

So when I think about my age, I am torn.

Is it better to be old and wise or young and lithe? Let’s discuss.

Sometimes I want to say to people under 30 (40?) that you don’t need to rush as much.

It will all get done in good time.  But isn’t that a lesson for all of us.

9/1/21 Great Writer, But…

I think I need to divulge something about the writer of these blogs.  You see, people read these amazing snippets of my life and think they know me.  And I won’t tell you that you don’t know me, just that you don’t know ALL of me.  When people meet me, I think they are partially in awe of the author (oooh I like that alliterative).  But in real life, I have a totally different way of being that doesn’t necessarily follow with the way I write.  It isn’t that I’m putting on airs in either venue, but rather that I can’t express myself as I am in person through a blog.

Sometimes, I feel like I’ve let a new client down.  Like I didn’t live up to their expectations that they created while reading my blogs.  Yes, I said they created.  I don’t write these blogs for you to have any perception of what I am really like.  But I do think that anyone who has seen me, after having read my blogs, would say that I am very different in person.

9/3/21 New Rates Are Coming

I know I said earlier this year that I would not raise rates until next year, but it has come to my attention that keeping my rates low is negatively affecting me.  There have been more than one hobbyist tell me that the scuttlebug amongst hobbyists is that there must be something wrong with this provider to be so low in her rates.  They state that my reviews are so good, they were questioning why I’m so low-priced.  The last one I saw thought I should be charging 150/250!  He really felt that’s where I should be.  I told him what my first hobbyist said about how “money goes with looks”.  He totally dismissed this kind of thinking.  This was his response. “What you provide is far and away better than those high dollar models.  And you shouldn’t be cheapening yourself at 100/175.”  He went on to say how real I was (and not just my jugs, although he did appreciate that they weren’t fake), genuine, funny, smart.  Just a bunch of things that most providers don’t provide.

So this is what I’ve decided and I’ve been thinking about this for a long time.  I’m going to raise my rates to 120/200.  As it is, I usually get $200 for an hour already.  And I don’t think an extra 20 will break the bank.  My quick visit will stay the same at $80.  I’m going to start this October 1st, but I’m not going to change the rates for my regulars until next year.  A regular is someone I’ve seen in the past year and I’ve seen them more than once!

If you would like to give me feedback on this decision, I’m more than happy to hear it.  You can leave a comment or use my Contact Form.

9/6/21 Saying of the Week

The romance goes out when the man stops chasing.

9/8/21 Hawaii Day 1

Well, it’s 8:15 pm here which means that it’s 1:15 AM in Kansas City. I’m not even remotely tired. If I’m not asleep or at least getting tired by 9 PM, I’m getting out the big guns. The guy that picked me up could not find me. It easily took 45 minutes. And then he had the gall to cancel on me.  I also had to listen to him sing the whole way to my hotel.  My room is just as I imagined it would be except the view is absolutely to die for. When I saw that I knew I made the right choice. Now you know when I travel I like to be booked. I came all the way to Hawaii with one and a half days of appointments set up. But one thing I know about these guys already is that they don’t make appointments. They call you and they come over. Pretty much typical guys. But it’s damn scary coming all this way without business booked!

9/9/21 Hawaii Day 2

I can tell you this. Trying to do blogs on your iPhone is not as easy as you would think. You can probably tell by the fact that I forgot to have a title on my last post. But I digress. Today has been challenging for me. I woke up at 6:15 but of course that was my 11:15 AM After having gotten to sleep at 4:15 AM your time. OK now I’m on Hawaii time and I’m dead dog tired. It’s 430 here and I’m trying to stay up until 630 but I can tell I need sleep. Out of six appointments I saw two. To say the least, I am discouraged. I’m now hoping I can pay for the vacation. But there is one thing about today that was very positive and it was the fact that I realized there was really nothing I could do to make things better business wise. And to be upset about it and to let it ruin what will probably be my last vacation would do nothing for anyone least of all me. My biggest hurdle is to keep my anger in check long enough to have a good appointment and a good time. I did have a very nice thing happen today and that was I was reached out to by an older escort who lives on Oahu and we are going to get together for dinner.  Her name is Diane. Onto day three.

9/10/21 Hawaii Day 3

Wow what a day this has been. But it turned out to be pretty good after all. I lowered my donations from 175/300 to 150/250 and you wouldn’t believe the difference that makes.

After yesterday I was ready to come home. And many of you know how impulsive I can be. But I talked to my mother and my sisters, who, mind you, do not know what I do. They agreed that if I wasn’t having a good time I should come home early but I feel like I need to give this it’s all. It was overcast today so I didn’t make it to the pool but I plan on it tomorrow. I’m also getting together with my escort friend for breakfast tomorrow and I’m looking very forward to that. So now that I have guys calling me again and making appointments, I have a little more confidence that this will not have been all a waste businesswise. I think the biggest problem for me is that if I’m not working, I feel like I should be. I’m still really hoping to take the last day off for myself having made enough to do that. So what’s enough?

9/11/21 20 Years 

20 years ago today I had a one year-old baby and my husband called me to ask me if I had the television on. He said I better turn it on. What a horror we all witnessed!  I will never forget the people jumping from the buildings and I knew then and there that that was the better choice. So many people died. And yet over 600,000 people have died of Covid and nobody takes it all that seriously unless they go overboard like Hawaii has in making people wear a mask outside. And I think it’s ridiculous that a minority has the majority by the balls (so to speak).  I couldn’t be more pleased that Joe Biden found his balls and put major mandates in place. For about a week there, we were free of masks and now look at us.  We could get there again if the rednecks would get over their conspiracy theories and do the right thing.  Remember the polio vaccine?  People stood in line to get that vaccine and they didn’t have conspiracy theories against it. What they had was a lot of cases of people who were crippled from it. And yet we’ve got 600,000 people who have died and that’s not enough to stem the tide. I know that if I were a nurse I would’ve quit.  I find it funny that the rest of the world looks to the United States not only for leadership but innovation and here we have failed miserably. Whether or not you like our president. He is our president. I don’t agree with everything he’s done but I do think he deserves a chance to do the best job he can.  Because, after all, isn’t that what we all do?  

We do the best that we can given what we have to work with!

9/13/21 Hawaii Day 4

Well things are looking up. I actually got myself to the pool and enjoyed that. I haven’t had any no-shows in a day and a half and I had a really nice dinner last night with the islander I have met here.  Today I plan on going to Waikiki Beach with the lady friend that I met and then a nice dinner afterwards. Financially things have picked up so I’m not going to return destitute! And I realized today in thinking about whether I should’ve come or not that I would have never forgiven myself if I hadn’t come. I suppose it’s safe to say that we always have ideas of how things are going to be and especially when you spend a lot of money you want to see them pan out. I tend to have all or nothing thinking. So when I had seven no-shows in three days I figured I was going to have no-shows the rest of the time I was here. And that just has not been the case. I’ve learned a lot on this trip and I met some really nice people. OK, I do have one bitch for today. All the beaches have barriers so that the waves don’t come into the beach and I love to ride waves but you can’t. A lot has changed here since 1984 when I was here on my honeymoon and that is definitely one of them.  Stay tuned…

9/19/21 Hawaii Day 5 – 7

These were good days.  I swam in the Pacific at Waikiki beach and there were great waves that I rode.  Getting in the ocean and back out wasn’t the easiest, but I made it.  I literally have not had that much fun in years.  And then I was taken to a $100 Italian restaurant that was to die for.  It was just about now that I realized I was getting feelings for a man I would most likely never see again.  I’ve been depressed on and off ever since.  It seems like these last few days were my most profitable.  I also made  myself get out more, both with Ken and Diane.  Ken drove me all over Honolulu, got me these unbelievable pastries called Cocoa Pebbles.

9/19/21 Hawaii Workation Summarized

Hawaii is easily the most beautiful state I’ve seen.  Colorado ties with it.

Hawaii is followed only by New York in making you show your vaccine card when entering establishments.  At least as far as I know.

In Hawaii, you have to wear masks outdoors.

Drivers in Hawaii are crazier than any other place I’ve been besides Rome.

Paid for my trip and paid for the week I would have been working.

If it weren’t so damn far away, I’d go once a month!

9/21/21 My Newest Advertisement

What makes me a better choice is the simple fact that I’m mature and know what I’m doing and love what I do. Those 20 somethings don’t know what they’re doing, don’t care and most of them are on meth and that’s all they care about. When you come to my house, first of all there are no pimps or boyfriends here. I will not contact you after you leave my place. I also will not rush you, will not kick you out before your time is up, will not give you attitude or be rude and will give you 35 years of experience! What I lack in a banging body I make up for with my attitude, my skill set, and my award-winning smile! Unless you’re really nervous or drunk, I will get you there. Why not take a look at my personal website OlderProfessional.com and see what I’m like for yourself? You won’t be disappointed.  I am truly a quintessential GFE.

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I think I want to add some verbage about how easy I am to get to know, but then I have to take something out because guys really don’t read.  they read the pictures and the phone number.  Dur.

9/22/21 Guys and Dick Pics

I think what guys don’t get is that we women don’t give two hoots about your dick.  Only you do.  You seen one, you seen them all.  Now show me 10 different sets of boobs and not one will look like the other, but have you see 10 dicks?  They ALL LOOK LIKE EACH OTHER!  Sure some are smaller, some bigger, but not by all that much!  It’s easy to see why men are fixated on breasts.  They are beautiful.  A dick?  Ehhh.  I wonder if the younger set feel differently.  I can’t imagine they do.  With boobs, they are aesthetically beautiful.  Dicks are not beautiful at all, but they serve a very important purpose.  As do breasts!  Well, I’m all out of breath on this one.  But I wanted to say one last thing.  STOP SENDING ME DICK PICS!

9/23/21  Time Wasters

This is to all the men that make appointments knowing darn well they will never keep them.  It isn’t for the guys who have things come up and can’t make the appointment and call to cancel.  It’s for the retards who think it’s funny to waste other people’s time.  I’m sure they’re not reading this, but if they were I would say to them, “did your mother raise you to be this way?  Did she make it a point to let you know that people’s time don’t matter at all?”  And I’m sure when it happens to you, that someone stood you up, you probably have a fit.  I truly believe there are men out there who are mysogynists and take their anger out on women, especially escorts.  I hope next time, dear reader, that you think about not showing up and not calling or texting and how that person feels.  You would do well to be more cognizant of this than your own personal feelings.  Such selfishness I have never seen in any other business.

9/23/21 How To Not Get Busted

Ever since my “friend” got busted for a text, it has occurred to me that I should blog about what I know with regard to not getting busted.  I’ve even talked with vice cops and criminal lawyers about this.  I talked with a detective in Hawaii.  Now, their laws are different from ours, but the advice he gave me was good advice for anyone dealing with undercover cops.  I also googled with subject, but most of what I got was from the U.K.  Being that it’s legal there, the advice didn’t quite fit for the U.S. 

The first thing you should know is that if you ask a cop if he/she’s a cop, they do not have to tell the truth and, if they are undercover/vice cops, THEY WON’T TELL THE TRUTH!  Cops do not have to divulge if they are a cop.  It’s just as simple as that.  I always laugh when guys ask me if I’m a cop because they obviously do not understand how things work.  The adjunct to this is that you should always believe you ARE dealing with a cop.

The second thing that I think is intereting is Kansas City, MO.  Not only do they not have a jail (which is why you get handed a citation when you’re arrested) but they also don’t have a probation system.  So, all their probation is essentially unsupervised.  So when you get supervised probation, you are simply paying a fee of $10 per month to supervise you.  What a hoot!  I thought Raytown was bad for only have 12 officers for the entire town.

The most important thing I can tell you is this:  DO NOT EVER TALK ABOUT SEX IN A TEXT OR THE PHONE!  When you mention anything sexual, you are making what’s called an “Offer”.  And once you’ve made an offer of sex for money or some other remuneration, you’re done.  They will make an appointment with you if you’re an escort and nab you there.  If you’re a guy calling a cop who is acting like an escort, she’ll get you to say something sexual.  DON’T DO IT!  It only takes that one time to slip up and get arrested.  When a guy asks me “how much for a bj”, I hang up on him.  This conversation already started out wrong.  How do I know this guy isn’t a cop trying to entrap me?  If you have questions, save them for the appointment and if the answers are not to your liking, leave.  The best client is the one who asks to make an appointment for a certain amount of time and doesn’t talk at all about what we might or might not do.

Now talking about your time for money is perfectly ok.  As long as sex is not introduced.  Lots of people work for their time.  Attorneys, doctors, therapists, the list goes on.  You can even be paid to be a companion.  Have you seen the commercials where younger people are taking care of the elderly?  They are paid for their time and care of the people who hire them.  I think that sounds very familiar.  When it comes to this profession or really anything considered illegal, Discretion is the key word.  If you really want to know what I do and how good I am, read my reviews!

9/27/21 Me and Men

I realized today that I’m really not good  with men.  Now you may find that funny for a provider to say because men are the only people I really see.  But I’m coming more from a personal level.  I don’t think that I’m meant to be in a relationship.  I’m good for the short rendezvous, but anything longer and I tend to think the worst.  I tend to wonder what I saw  in this guy.  I tend to question things and to show my relationship incompetence.  That’s really what it is.  I’ve been through 2 marriages that both sucked.  Most likely because of me (I can say that because both men are good people).  I’ve had a few relationships besides these marriages.  One guy lived 3 1/2 hours away from me and I’m pretty sure that’ why that one lasted a year.  

I believe that some people either learn from their own parents or somehow teach themselves how to relate in relationships.  I believe I have a few strikes against me.  My parents didn’t show a lot of affection, and , as such, the rest of my family also did not show affection.  My parents also did not fight so I never really learned how to fight fair.  Everything was directed by my mother and made me learn that raising one’s voice would just get you in trouble.  Do you see a pattern here?  Difficulty with affection, not knowing how to have a constructive argument, not always sure if the man is being appropriate or a jerk.

I think what I need in a man is someone who is ultra patient, helpful with disagreements, affectionate, but not too much.  Yeah right, good luck!

9/29/21 Thought of the Week

Well one thing is for sure with my raising my rates.  I’ll know who was coming to see me because they like coming to see me and I’ll know who came to see me because my rates were low.

9/29/21 Homebody

Lately, especially since my return from Hawaii, I’ve been wondering why I’m such a homebody and what makes a person be a homebody.  I don’t think I’ve ever suffered from anxiety, but when I’m away from home for any length of time, I start to yearn to be home.  I might use excuses like I miss my cat but for god’s sakes she’s a cat!  I miss certain things like my bed and my pillow and the comfort I feel when I’m at home.  This is a problem because it keeps me from doing things.  Quite honestly I’m shocked that I went all the way to Hawaii.  It really doesn’t fit with what I just told you.  I think my excitement about going to Hawaii won out over my nervousness about leaving.  But, I doubt I’ll be doing an 8-day vacation anytiime soon.

9/29/21 Some More Thoughts on Raising My Rates

I was talking to a potential client in town for a visit and when I told him my NEW rates, he said “huh, that’s very reasonable”.  I also thought about this today while I had nothing to do and I think, to some extent, rates go with self esteem.  Now, I realize this was 6 years ago, but I started out at 60/100.  I shed a tear when I think about this.   When I think of Topeka, I think they wanted a certain type of provider and they didn’t want to pay.  So when I raised my rates to 75/125, they all but ghosted me.  Which is how I got to KC.  But I digress, back to my thoughts about rates and self esteem.  Think of this.  Why does a woman price her time at $500 for an hour?  Do you think just maybe she believes she’s worth that?  Either that or someone else decided on her price!  Sometimes I understand how rates are decided upon, but other times I’m perplexed.  I’ve seen gorgeous women at $150/hr.  Is that simply a scam?  Probably is.  I once had an elderly man tell me that the only reason he came to me was that I was cheap.  I raised my rates the next day.  I hope this increase doesn’t decrease business.  I don’t think it will because the increase is pretty small.  But I still feel I’m worth it!

9/29/21 Man Oh Man

I hate sitting around all day.  I can remember when I was an office manager, I sat around most of the day.  I hated that too.  I really should not complain because lately, these have been few and far between.

Update:  I got 3 more appointments after 4:00pm!

10/6/21 Erectile Dysfunction

I did my research on this subject, both through Google and also from my own 6-year empirical data.  Google states that ED can start as  early as 40, but in my experience, the earliest case was closer to 44-46.  The following are the reasons for Erectile Dysfunction according to Google.

Low testosterone. A man with low testosterone might also notice symptoms including fatigue, depression, decreased interest in sexual intercourse, changes in muscle mass and changes in body hair.

Diabetes. This occurs when your body can’t appropriately handle sugar. Diabetes is one of the most frequent causes of erectile dysfunction.

Peripheral vascular disease. This involves the narrowing of blood vessels. It is also one of the most frequent causes of erectile dysfunction.

Obesity. A healthy diet and weight loss will help decrease the risk of multiple health issues, including erectile dysfunction.

Psychosocial stress. Due to the amount of anxiety about erectile dysfunction, mild erectile dysfunction and intermittent difficulty can lead to constant erectile dysfunction in some patients. Addressing the stress around the disorder with a psychiatrist or psychologist can help improve function.

Smoking. Not smoking or stopping smoking can help reduce the risk of multiple medical conditions, including erectile dysfunction.

I noticed that pharmaceutical reasons are not included.  These are High Blood Pressure medication, Diabetic Medication, and to some extent Anti-depressant medications.  Quite possibly, these weren’t mentioned because if you go off the medication, the symptoms of ED go away.  Both BP and Diabetic meds tend to make it difficult to get hard and, if they can get hard, stay hard.  Anti-depressants have the tendency to cut off your libido and make it VERY hard to ejaculate.  I don’t see many men who are on anti-depressants, but a good 30% are on HBP and/or Diabetic.  In another blog, I’ll talk about what you can do.

11/16/21 Hacked

This has happened a couple other times but this time was a catastrophe.  As much as I am able to design and work on my website, I do not know how to work with technical web stuff.  So I’ll be looking for a Developer who knows WordPress and GoDaddy.  He/she took down my entire site.  All the content was gone.  Thankfully I had all the content for my site so I was able to get it back up.  If anyone can help me, I will gladly pay you for you services.  As you can see I’m still working on this page!  I don’t know what makes a person want to do this to me, but I’m going to make sure it doesn’t happen again.

11/22/21 Stand up for yourself

I get the feeling that most of these girl let the guys run all over them and then they feel bad because they did let it happen.  A good client turned friend once said to me that I was cut and dry, especially about money.  Here’s the rules, here’s what you get, take it or leave it.

11/22/21 I Finally Figured It Out

I finally figured it out as to why I do so well.  I enjoy what I do, unlike most 20-somethings.  And it shows.  It shows with the 20s too ju.st not in a good way.  You can tell they’re not enjoying it.  It’s all about the money for them.  And I’m not going to say that the money isn’t important to me but being your companion and provider is more important because without you there is no money

11/22/21 Stand up for yourself

I get the feeling that most of these girl let the guys run all over them and then they feel bad because they did let it happen.  A good client turned friend once said to me that I was cut and dry, especially about money.  Here’s the rules, here’s what you get, take it or leave it.

11/21/21 Hacked Epilogue

I decided I never wanted to be hacked into again so I got the help of a Computer Developer and I think we got it all figured 0ut.  There is nothing worse that opening up your website that you spent 100s of hours working on and developing only to find that all the content has been deleted.  The only pages they left were the ones with tables in them.  Go figure.  I can’t imagine being in charge of a large corporation that gets hacked and you come in on a Monday morning just to find all your clients have been compromised.

11/23/21 Busted #2

I wouldn’t have believed if I hadn’t heard it with my own ears.  A good friend of mine got busted at a hotel.  Now that’s not strange.  But what is strange is the hotel was a Hyatt Place.  I consider those to be pretty nice hotels.  Until now.  I’ve always said I would do an outcall at a nice hotel.  I think at this point, I’ll be staying home!  You see, the thought was always that the police wouldn’t want to disrupt the other customers, but obviously that has changed, especially since they only give you a citation.  Mu friend will be ok because they’ll only give him diversion.  The  biggest issue is coming up with the money for a lawyer and court costs.  I really can’t blame my friend for going to a Hyatt Place.  I would have done the same thing.  I think from now unless it’s a 5-star hotel, I’ll be staying home.

11/30/21 VIP Password

I find it very interesting that I changed the VIP password for security reasons and yet only 2 people have asked for the new password!

11/30/21 Do They Know?

I often wonder if my family knows what I do.  I’m pretty sure that my 23-year-0ld knows but he’s not willing to say anything.  He’s not dumb by any stroke of the imagination, so I question his motives.  And if he knows, then my ex and younger son know too.  And yet, no one will confront me.  I think the influx of money might have something to do with it.  Either way, they do not want to confront me and I’m ok with that!

12/10/21 This could be my worst week ever

I never thought that after 6 years of doing this that I would be scared.  I’ve had 3 clients this week and if this continues (big if), I won’t know what I’m going to do.  Anyone who works for themselves goes through this.  My old mentor would have scolded me for not having more savings (all went to older son…long story).  I only have myself to blame.  But still, what if?

12/14/21 My Oldest

Jacob is 23 and to say that he has never found his calling would be an understatement.  He’ll get ideas, but not follow through.  Lately, he decided to become a hot shot trucker.  That lasted 2 months long and he found that there were too many expenses.  So now at least, he is leasing out the truck and making some money do that.  He owes his father and me so much money, it’s not even funny. I’m probably going bankrupt because of it.  And the saddest part of this short blurb is that he really does not know what he wants to do.  He deals with a  lot of issues to contend with.  He has Bi-polar depression, ADHD and Borderline Personality.  He doesn’t seem to know right from wrong.  He’s been in trouble with the law several times and is currently on Felony Diversion for having hit his girlfriend.  He tells another story.  Can you see why I’m just a little bit worried for him?

12/14/21 My Youngest

Josh is 21 going on 31.  He was diagnosed a genius (IQ of 140 or higher).  He’s always been very mature for his age.  He is currently in college getting an Accounting degree and Art History degree.  I can’t think of two different degrees to get than these two.  The thought was that a CPA would see him through the Masters and PhD.  But, he has decided to go for his Masters degree in Art History instead of becoming an Accountant.  At least the colleges that he’s looking into are really good Art Universities.  I hope he has enough money to get him through school.  I love Josh and I support him, but we are not as close as Jake and I.

12/30/21 My Good Friend Terry

I met him online about a year ago possibly longer. He texted me every single morning with a GIF and a sweet morning saying. He always called me hottie. Around December 7, I stopped hearing from him. I started texting him calling his phone which nobody answered and the mailbox was full. He’s either in the hospital somewhere or he’s dead. He had four kids: 13, 15, 17, and 19. I don’t know why nobody answers his phone. But I’m pretty sure he’s gone. To say I’m grieving terribly is an understatement. He was one of my best friends and best confidants.  Not only did he accept everything about me but he would encourage me to be a better person. He was an amazing man who survived his wife, who died when their kids were 2, 4, 6 and 8. I miss him so much. I know his name, but I don’t know where he lives or where he works. And there’s too many hospitals to start calling. I think I just need to really grieve because I’m pretty sure he’s not coming back. And he was unvaccinated.

12/30/21 Ghosted Again

Why I gave this guy a second chance is beyond me. He ghosted me the first time and somehow I was just able to overlook that. I will admit we had a wonderful time together but if it was so wonderful why did he ghost me again? I’m thinking he met someone else. Or maybe I was just a conquest for him. Either way I have to say I’m sick of being ghosted. I find it to just be completely immature and rude. For God sake‘s, send a text, hell have a conversation, do something besides not answer.