3/1/21 We Can’t Help Who We Are Sexually

A woman offered me $600 to be with her and I had to turn it down.  You see, we can’t help who we are when it comes to the bedroom.  Which is why it’s so important to find out our partners sexual proclivities before we commit to them.  In much the same way that gay people do not “choose” to be gay, I can’t choose to be gay or bi-sexual.  I am who I am.  I’m straight as an arrow, always have been, always will be.  Trust me, I could make a lot more money if I had sex with women, but I just cannot.  The experts say that our sexual orientation is set by the age of 5.  And if you have not realized your sexual orientation or tried to hide it, by the age of puberty, your desires will come out.  Especially in the age that we live in.  

My own sister did not come out until she was 29, but this was the 70s-80s when people did not talk about being gay nearly as much as they do now.  She finally got around a group of gay women and realized this was her orientation.  She has now been with her wife for 24 years!

I’m always so complimented when a woman wants me, but alas I do not want them.